Stei: Sl*t (Wh*rese Moshpit)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility . . 🐦⬛Fear me🐦⬛
Stei: Sl*t (Wh*rese Moshpit)
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility . . 🐦⬛Fear me🐦⬛
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I need you to stei
That’s not who I am, it’s not what you think
Hiding myself cause the outcome is bleak
You’re so far away and I’m losing my mind
How am I supposed to get over this time?
They don’t see the truth, they won’t understand
Three thousand miles and an ocean of land
Your voice in my ears but you’re not really there
I’m talking to pixels, I’m talking to air
I’m talking to someone who won’t really care
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I need you to stei
And, and
I need you to stei
Reading your words at 3 AM again
Trying to remember what it felt like back then
When you were beside me, when this was real
Before the distance made me forget how to feel
I’m staring at photos from months ago
Your arms around me, before you had to go
Now it’s just typing and waiting and hoping
That one of us breaks and admits we’re not coping
That one of us breathes even if we’re both choking
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I need you to stei
And, and
I need you to stei
Mute me if you have to
Block me if you want to
But I’m still here waiting for you
Even when you can’t get through
Tell me that you miss me
Tell me that you’re with me
‘Cause I’m drowning in the silence
And the space between the miles
And, and
君の名前が
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君の名前が
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I need you to stei
And, and
I need you to stei
I need you to stei
And, and
I need you to stei