[Intro]
Big Madoka on the mic
Shake the shaker, lemme check this bite

[Verse 1]
Lick my fries like, “who fought me?”
Bag say “plain” but they caught me
Chip so loud, tongue feel chalky
Who season this thing, my stalker? (for real?)
Soup got ego, broth all bossy
Noodles act slick, side-eye saucy
Egg look mad in the bowl, all glossy
Rice got spice like it’s tryin’ to cross me
Even my tea got teeth, that’s bold
Sip one time, whole face just folds
Grandma say “baby, you just old”
Nah, grams, your stew got a grudge, it scolds

[Verse 2]
Cousin at lunch like “you changed”
You the one measuring my wage (what?)
Countin’ my fries, clockin’ my range
Life too short for this sodium rage
Friend in my DMs, “seen you ghost”
You left me read like yesterday’s post
You the one mad over one missed toast
I’m just tryna find bread, not host
Coworker side-eyein’ my break
“You eat a lot” — that’s cake
You eat vibes, I eat steak
We both full, but you fake (mm)
Group chat boilin’, everybody boil
Keyboard chef tryna spill hot oil
Whole app taste like overcooked toil
Scroll one time, my brain need foil

[Chorus]
Salty salty
Snacks and the people
Can’t tell the taste from the toxic ego
Everyone bitter
Everything pickled
Whole damn world dipped deep in crystal
Salty salty
Why so pressed?
Acting like a fry in a shaker of stress
Salty salty
Chill that flex
Touch some grass, not just the text (hey!)

[Bridge]
Why your face like a pickle jar?
Why your words like burnt-out char?
If you mad, just say you are
Don’t blame my ramen, that’s bizarre (hey!)
If you jealous, add some sweet
Tiny sugar in your speech
I’m just tryna eat in peace
Stop sprinklin’ drama on my feast (for real)

[Verse 3: Spoken Rap]
This world we live in is salty as hell
I don't need no sea salt
Man, what's up with that?
First of all, if you think of something salty, it's pickles
They used to be sweet, now they're just salty
And then you got pretzels
Not only the soft kind, the hard ones are salty too
That's crazy
The other day, I had some trail mix
You know, it's supposed to be healthy, I think
And it had M&M's in it, which is cool
But they were salty, too
And it's like, why? They're already delicious, you know
Then you got chocolate
They used to be sweet, now they all have salt
It's not just chocolate, man
Even fruit's salty now, like grapes
They're salty
There's some salty grapes
I guess you could say people in general
Not everybody, but some people
Like, you try to tell them something
And they're like, "Yeah, I knew that already"
And you're like, "Okay, I'm just trying to help"
And they're like, "Well, I didn't ask you for your help"
And you're like, "Okay, that's cool, I'm just trying to be nice"
And they're like, "Yeah, but I didn't ask for your help"
And you're like, "I get it, I'm sorry"
And they're like, "Well, you should be sorry"

(Ah, just f**king stop!)
(Sorry)

[Chorus]
Salty salty
Snacks and the people
Can’t tell the taste from the toxic ego
Everyone bitter
Everything pickled
Whole damn world dipped deep in crystal
Salty salty
Why so pressed?
Acting like a fry in a shaker of stress
Salty salty
Chill that flex
Touch some grass, not just the text (hey!)