Cancel Me Please (Rap)
Create a satirical hip-hop song in the style of-Eminem, -Slim Shady, with fast, witty, and darkly humorous lyrics about cancel culture, woke politics, and social media outrage. The tone should be sarcastic, mischievous, and energetic — like “The Real Slim Shady” or “Without Me.” Use a bouncy, hard-hitting beat (90–100 BPM) with playful piano stabs and tight snare hits. Add cartoonish record-scratch ad-libs, background crowd reactions, and exaggerated vocal delivery — full of attitude, wordplay, and irony. -SlimShady, -SlimShady-Voice,
Cancel Me Please (Rap)
Create a satirical hip-hop song in the style of-Eminem, -Slim Shady, with fast, witty, and darkly humorous lyrics about cancel culture, woke politics, and social media outrage. The tone should be sarcastic, mischievous, and energetic — like “The Real Slim Shady” or “Without Me.” Use a bouncy, hard-hitting beat (90–100 BPM) with playful piano stabs and tight snare hits. Add cartoonish record-scratch ad-libs, background crowd reactions, and exaggerated vocal delivery — full of attitude, wordplay, and irony. -SlimShady, -SlimShady-Voice,
Lyrics
It’s twenty twenty five, huh?
Everybody mad at somethin’, me too!
I‘m a little snowflake, just like you!
Let’s get offended together!
(Verse 1)
I woke up scrollin’ on my phone’,
Every post I write seems to be problematic, yo. (delete it!)
Tried writing something about peace,
Fuck! Now I’m trendin’. (I meant the food... goddammit!.) (Peas are nice!)
I used to rap about pain and the game, or who is to blame,
Now I gotta write disclaimers before I say someone’s name.
They say, “Galactus, you can’t joke that way!”...
Fine, guess I’ll rhyme about Flowers and oatmeal today.
“I was watering flowers and eating oatmeal yo,
This isn’t a rhyme fo...”(Ok, fuck it i’m not doing this).
(Hook)
Cancel me, just cancel me please!
I’m done listening to shit, it feels like a disease.
Woke up, woke now, well, wake the fuck up.
(Did i write something bad again? (Ding-dong).
Shit, it’s the cops, now i’ll be locked up!)
(Verse 2)
Gen Z, Millenials, Boomer and Zoomers.
I don’t fuck with that i’m just a random consumer.
(Sir, it’s twenty twenty five.. You need to belong to a group now)
Here we go again.. Why is it a crime that i write my
thoughts in a rhyme.. But when it’s not according to the mass.
i’ll be locked up or fined. I just want to go back in time
Where no one gave a shit, didn’t matter how filthy and grime.
I’m not left or right, But i’m wrong for sure,
Politically incorrect like it’s two thousand and four.
You say “that’s not funny!”, cool, I agree,
I hope you melt in two thousand fucking degrees...
(Hook)
Cancel me, just cancel me please!
I’m done listening to shit, it feels like a disease.
Woke up, woke now, well, wake the fuck up. (Ring ring)
“Hello, is this Galactus?” (Euh, yes?).
“You need to come with us now”.
(Bridge)
They say, “Galactus, grow up, stop being wild!”
Sorry, mom, guess i’m still a problem child.
I got banned on Facebook, blocked on Reddit.
Thrown out of TikTok... But i just-don’t-give-a-fuck!
(Outro)
Now all you little snowflakes.
Just go to bed. And don’t wake up.
The world would be a better place.
Thank you!