Anti-Anti-Aging!
NeuroDance Rock, Funky Nu-Disco, Modern Dance Pop, Neo-Psychedelia, Alternative Dance, Epic Stadium Anthem, Big Beat, Synesthetic Dopamine Groove, groovy slap bass, four-on-the-floor kick, funky rhythm guitar, bright synthesizers, punchy brass stabs, upbeat handclaps, smooth pop vocals, catchy hook, falsetto ad-libs, highly danceable, upbeat energy, shiny production, radio friendly
Anti-Anti-Aging!
NeuroDance Rock, Funky Nu-Disco, Modern Dance Pop, Neo-Psychedelia, Alternative Dance, Epic Stadium Anthem, Big Beat, Synesthetic Dopamine Groove, groovy slap bass, four-on-the-floor kick, funky rhythm guitar, bright synthesizers, punchy brass stabs, upbeat handclaps, smooth pop vocals, catchy hook, falsetto ad-libs, highly danceable, upbeat energy, shiny production, radio friendly
Lyrics
A new morning is here... not that I asked for it.
First exercise: prying open these heavy eyelids.
One, two, three... nah, screw this. I'm out.
[Verse 1]
Can't lift my shoulder
Frozen at forty, fifty? Who cares what they call it
All I know is my arm won't go over my head
Roll my neck, hear that sickening crunch and grind
Yesterday's fatigue is a curse left behind
[Pre-Chorus]
Muscle aches always hit two days late at dusk
Scrolling my screen till my wrist turns to dust
Now, breathe in a heavy, heavy sigh...
And an exercise in exhaling all your bullshit to the sky!
[Chorus]
It aches! I'm drained! I'm just so damn tired!
My creaking joints are my distortion wire!
Every cell in my body just wants to quit
But my mind is freaking out over meaningless shit
Might as well love this beautiful decay
This is my Anti-Anti-Aging!
[Verse 2]
Next up: confronting this mystery heartburn
Last night's grease is still waiting its turn
Stand up too fast, hit with a dizzy spell
Vision goes black, straight back to my shell
Conversing in magic words like "that thing" and "you know"
My memory logged out a long, long time ago
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Pain patch scent, that's a grown-up's cologne
Pumping supplements to cheat the danger zone
Once more, breathe in despair, take it deep inside...
And an exercise in spitting it out along with your pride!
[Chorus 2]
It aches! I'm drained! I'm just so damn tired!
My creaking joints are my distortion wire!
Every cell in my body just wants to quit
But my mind is freaking out over meaningless shit
Might as well love this beautiful decay
This is my Anti-Anti-Aging!
[Bridge]
Alright, deep breath.
Inhale... now hold it, escape reality.
...Ah, whatever.
Let's just go to sleep!
[Final Chorus]
It aches! I'm drained! Hopelessly tired!
Riding the beat of these creaking bones, still wired!
Dragging this broken-down, busted machine
Still gotta fake it through tomorrow's routine
Slap on a patch and toast to this tragic joke
This is my Anti-Anti-Aging!
[Outro]
Barely managed to breathe another day.
...We're done here.