PodCast 「猫のひたい」 Vol.5
Japanese spoken-word, cute, major, 90BPM, quiet rap, cute anime female voice, cute whisper voice, chill and jazzy catchy sound, electric bass, 808 kick, snare, soft hi-hat, deep sub-bass synth, ambient pad, lofi piano background, slow steady rhythm, urban night radio booth ambience, dim lighting, minimalist groove, melancholic introspective mood, emphasis on calm spoken flow and cute, ‑No Vocal, ‑No song, ‑Singing
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PodCast 「猫のひたい」 Vol.5
Japanese spoken-word, cute, major, 90BPM, quiet rap, cute anime female voice, cute whisper voice, chill and jazzy catchy sound, electric bass, 808 kick, snare, soft hi-hat, deep sub-bass synth, ambient pad, lofi piano background, slow steady rhythm, urban night radio booth ambience, dim lighting, minimalist groove, melancholic introspective mood, emphasis on calm spoken flow and cute, ‑No Vocal, ‑No song, ‑Singing
Creator: nekopRelease Date: January 23, 2026
Lyrics
聴いていただき、ありがとうございます✨
Thank you for listening! ✨
＜台詞＞
The English dialogue are listed below the Japanese dialogue, so please scroll down to view them.
皆さま、こんばんわ、nekopです…
またまた皆さまの貴重なお時間を奪ってしまう
PodCast「猫のひたい」第5弾です
これを聴いていただいても、まず間違いなく何のメリットもありません..
そんなですが、少しの間だけお付き合いくださいね…
実は、友達からクレームが入ったんですよね..
「あんたは、ヒトを親子揃ってネタにして、笑い物にしてひどいんじゃないの？」って…
そしてあんたこそ、人のこと、全然言えないよね？って..
言うんですよ.. えっ？ どういうこと？って聞き返したんです..そしたら…
友達は、わたしのやらかしたこととかって言って、笑いながら、話を始めたんです..
「あんたさ、二人でよく行く喫茶店さ、自動ドアじゃないのに、
入り口でいっつも扉が開くの待ってるじゃん？
店員さんに開けさせたこともあったよね？
初めてのお店じゃないのに、なんで自動ドアだと思うの？」って///
それにさ、ココアを飲んだ時のこと覚えてる？
あんたマスクしたままココア飲んでさ、
その部分だけマスクが茶色くなって超恥ずかしい姿になってたじゃん？」って…
「あとさ…電車に乗ってて、音楽を聴いてた時、音が小さいなとかって言って
大音量で曲を流してさ、実は、スマホから音が出ててさ、ヒンシュク買っちゃったって
言ってたよね？ 人のこと言えないじゃん？」って…
「あとさ、お風呂に入ってた時、全然泡だたないからおかしいなって、
よく見たら、ボディソープじゃなくて、トリートメントだったんだよねって、
言ってたよね？ まだまだあるよ…
朝、バナナを食べてて、あとひと口っていう時、皮のほうを口に入れて、
バナナをゴミ箱に捨てちゃってもったいなかったなあって、言ってたよね？」って…
友達の口から次々出てくるんです…わたしのやらかした話が..
そう言われると、全部身に覚えがあって、何にも言えなくなっちゃいました…
「どうする？まだまだあるよって、友達が言うんです..
この間、出かけた時、現地集合だったよね？ で、色々回ってさ、帰るっていう時さ、
バイバイした後さ、車がないんだよーっ！ってLINEしてきたじゃん？
わたしもそれは大変！だって言って、一緒に駐車場で車を探したことあったよね？
でもさ、車がなくてさ、どうしようってなってさ…
『あっ？ 今日あたし、電車で来たんだった』って、言ってさ…
もう、あたしさ、呆れてものも言えなかったよ…忘れたとは言わせないよ？
どうする？ まだあるよ？」って言うので、
もういい、ごめんって言って、やめてもらいました…
そうなんですね、改めて自分だと気づかないんですね…
友達は、「うちのママほどじゃないけど、あんたのほうが、わたしより
よっぽど天然だよ」って…「類は友を呼ぶって言うじゃん？」って笑ってました…///
ああ、なんか、こんなつまらない話だけ、時間が過ぎてしまいました…
そろそろ、終わりの時間です..
今回も、わたしのつまらない話にお付き合いいただき
ありがとうございました！
nekopでした...
＜English dialogue＞
Good evening everyone, it's nekop...
Once again, I'm wasting your precious time.
This is the fifth episode of the "Cat's Forehead" podcast.
There's almost certainly no benefit to listening to this...
But please bear with me for just a little while...
Actually, a friend of mine complained to me...
"You're making fun of people, making fun of both parents and children, isn't that terrible?"
And then he said, "You're the one who can't say anything bad about other people, are you?"
I asked him, "What do you mean?"
My friend then started laughing and talking about something I'd done wrong...
"You know, at the coffee shop we often go to, it's not automatic, but you always wait for the door to open at the entrance, don't you?
You've even had to get the staff to open it for you, right?
Why do you think it's an automatic door when it's not your first time there?" ///
And remember when we had hot cocoa?
You were drinking cocoa with your mask on,
and that part of the mask turned brown, making you look really embarrassing, right? " ...
"Then... when I was on the train and listening to music, you said the volume was too low,
but you were actually playing it too loud, and you said the sound was coming from your smartphone, and you got all nasty,
right? You can't really say anything, can you?" ...
"Then, when I was taking a bath, I thought it was weird that there weren't any bubbles,
and when I looked more closely, I realized it wasn't body wash, it was treatment,
right? You said that there's still more...
You were eating a banana this morning, and just when you were about to take one more bite, you put the skin in your mouth,
and you said it was such a waste to throw the banana in the trash,
right?" ...
My friend kept telling me stories of all the things I'd done...
When she said that, it all seemed familiar, and I couldn't say anything...
"What should we do? There's still more, my friend said..."
The other day, when we went out, we were supposed to meet up at the venue, right? So, after we'd gone around a lot, when we were about to go home, So,
After we said goodbye, you texted me saying, "My car's gone!"
I'm having a hard time too! You said, and we looked for it in the parking lot together, right?
But then, my car was gone, and I was like, "What should I do?"
You said, "Oh? I remember I came by train today."
I was so shocked I couldn't say anything... I won't let you say you've forgotten.
You said, "What should we do? I still have it."
So I said, "It's okay, I'm sorry," and asked you to stop...
I see, you don't realize it's you...
My friend said, "Not as bad as my mom, but you're a lot more naive than me."
You know, they say birds of a feather flock together, right?"
///
Ah, somehow, time has flown by just talking about such trivial things...
It's almost time to end...
Thank you for listening to my boring story again this time!
This was nekop!
Thank you for listening! ✨
＜台詞＞
The English dialogue are listed below the Japanese dialogue, so please scroll down to view them.
皆さま、こんばんわ、nekopです…
またまた皆さまの貴重なお時間を奪ってしまう
PodCast「猫のひたい」第5弾です
これを聴いていただいても、まず間違いなく何のメリットもありません..
そんなですが、少しの間だけお付き合いくださいね…
実は、友達からクレームが入ったんですよね..
「あんたは、ヒトを親子揃ってネタにして、笑い物にしてひどいんじゃないの？」って…
そしてあんたこそ、人のこと、全然言えないよね？って..
言うんですよ.. えっ？ どういうこと？って聞き返したんです..そしたら…
友達は、わたしのやらかしたこととかって言って、笑いながら、話を始めたんです..
「あんたさ、二人でよく行く喫茶店さ、自動ドアじゃないのに、
入り口でいっつも扉が開くの待ってるじゃん？
店員さんに開けさせたこともあったよね？
初めてのお店じゃないのに、なんで自動ドアだと思うの？」って///
それにさ、ココアを飲んだ時のこと覚えてる？
あんたマスクしたままココア飲んでさ、
その部分だけマスクが茶色くなって超恥ずかしい姿になってたじゃん？」って…
「あとさ…電車に乗ってて、音楽を聴いてた時、音が小さいなとかって言って
大音量で曲を流してさ、実は、スマホから音が出ててさ、ヒンシュク買っちゃったって
言ってたよね？ 人のこと言えないじゃん？」って…
「あとさ、お風呂に入ってた時、全然泡だたないからおかしいなって、
よく見たら、ボディソープじゃなくて、トリートメントだったんだよねって、
言ってたよね？ まだまだあるよ…
朝、バナナを食べてて、あとひと口っていう時、皮のほうを口に入れて、
バナナをゴミ箱に捨てちゃってもったいなかったなあって、言ってたよね？」って…
友達の口から次々出てくるんです…わたしのやらかした話が..
そう言われると、全部身に覚えがあって、何にも言えなくなっちゃいました…
「どうする？まだまだあるよって、友達が言うんです..
この間、出かけた時、現地集合だったよね？ で、色々回ってさ、帰るっていう時さ、
バイバイした後さ、車がないんだよーっ！ってLINEしてきたじゃん？
わたしもそれは大変！だって言って、一緒に駐車場で車を探したことあったよね？
でもさ、車がなくてさ、どうしようってなってさ…
『あっ？ 今日あたし、電車で来たんだった』って、言ってさ…
もう、あたしさ、呆れてものも言えなかったよ…忘れたとは言わせないよ？
どうする？ まだあるよ？」って言うので、
もういい、ごめんって言って、やめてもらいました…
そうなんですね、改めて自分だと気づかないんですね…
友達は、「うちのママほどじゃないけど、あんたのほうが、わたしより
よっぽど天然だよ」って…「類は友を呼ぶって言うじゃん？」って笑ってました…///
ああ、なんか、こんなつまらない話だけ、時間が過ぎてしまいました…
そろそろ、終わりの時間です..
今回も、わたしのつまらない話にお付き合いいただき
ありがとうございました！
nekopでした...
＜English dialogue＞
Good evening everyone, it's nekop...
Once again, I'm wasting your precious time.
This is the fifth episode of the "Cat's Forehead" podcast.
There's almost certainly no benefit to listening to this...
But please bear with me for just a little while...
Actually, a friend of mine complained to me...
"You're making fun of people, making fun of both parents and children, isn't that terrible?"
And then he said, "You're the one who can't say anything bad about other people, are you?"
I asked him, "What do you mean?"
My friend then started laughing and talking about something I'd done wrong...
"You know, at the coffee shop we often go to, it's not automatic, but you always wait for the door to open at the entrance, don't you?
You've even had to get the staff to open it for you, right?
Why do you think it's an automatic door when it's not your first time there?" ///
And remember when we had hot cocoa?
You were drinking cocoa with your mask on,
and that part of the mask turned brown, making you look really embarrassing, right? " ...
"Then... when I was on the train and listening to music, you said the volume was too low,
but you were actually playing it too loud, and you said the sound was coming from your smartphone, and you got all nasty,
right? You can't really say anything, can you?" ...
"Then, when I was taking a bath, I thought it was weird that there weren't any bubbles,
and when I looked more closely, I realized it wasn't body wash, it was treatment,
right? You said that there's still more...
You were eating a banana this morning, and just when you were about to take one more bite, you put the skin in your mouth,
and you said it was such a waste to throw the banana in the trash,
right?" ...
My friend kept telling me stories of all the things I'd done...
When she said that, it all seemed familiar, and I couldn't say anything...
"What should we do? There's still more, my friend said..."
The other day, when we went out, we were supposed to meet up at the venue, right? So, after we'd gone around a lot, when we were about to go home, So,
After we said goodbye, you texted me saying, "My car's gone!"
I'm having a hard time too! You said, and we looked for it in the parking lot together, right?
But then, my car was gone, and I was like, "What should I do?"
You said, "Oh? I remember I came by train today."
I was so shocked I couldn't say anything... I won't let you say you've forgotten.
You said, "What should we do? I still have it."
So I said, "It's okay, I'm sorry," and asked you to stop...
I see, you don't realize it's you...
My friend said, "Not as bad as my mom, but you're a lot more naive than me."
You know, they say birds of a feather flock together, right?"
///
Ah, somehow, time has flown by just talking about such trivial things...
It's almost time to end...
Thank you for listening to my boring story again this time!
This was nekop!