The best snow for the line
Swiss Alpine Speed Rap, Accordion, Gangster Rap, Didgeridoo, Country, Rap, Opera, Lo-floh
The best snow for the line
Swiss Alpine Speed Rap, Accordion, Gangster Rap, Didgeridoo, Country, Rap, Opera, Lo-floh
Lyrics
Verse 1 – Story / Spoken Intro
Gangster Rap, reggea
Dem tell mi,
Switzerland have di purest white.
No mix, no cut - straight from di sky.
So mi pack di bag,
ready fi make it snow pon di world.
Chorus (yodeling part)
Swiss Alpine Speed Rap 120 BPM:
Holla da ritio – ho da rei tam tje,
Holla da ritio – ho da rei tam tje,
Holla da ritio – ho da rei tam tje,
Holla da ritio – wohl auf der Alm!
Verse 2 – Arrival / Search
Gangster Rap, reggea
Mi deh pon di block, white line a mi fame,
hear say di Swiss got di cleanest name.
Private jet, gold chain, big smile bright,
touch down Zürich - ask ’bout di white.
Police man point to di mountain top,
say “up dere, dat’s where di snow don’t stop.”
Mi drive up high, di night get cold,
something fall from di sky - mi car can’t roll.
Mi stuck inna silence, just ice and soul.
Chorus (yodeling part)
Swiss Alpine Speed Rap 120 BPM:
Jo dl di, Jo dl di, Jo dl di, jom!
Jo dl di ri di ri, ri di ri jom!
Hui di ri di jo u i – di ri di jo!
This can easily be sung in 2 or 3 voices..
Verse 3 (conclusion):
Gangster Rap, reggea
Bridge – Instrumental / Accordion & Echo Jodel
“Yo, weh di party? weh di plug?”
Dem point to di hill, mi seh “dat a drug?”
Mi hear voice echo, jodel from afar,
Mi tink dem high...
but dem just Alpine star.
Verse 3 – Realization
Gangster Rap, reggea
Mi climb di peak, phone dead long time,
no Wi-Fi, just mountain rhyme.
See one farmer standin’ inna snow,
Mi ask: Yo, boss, weh di white line go?
Him laugh small: Dat right dere, my friend,
dat a snow, from sky descend.
Mi bend mi head, mi tek one sniff,
Brain freeze strike - cold like whip!
Mi eyes roll back, mi cyan feel mi toes,
Next ting mi know
mi deh jodel in designer clothes.
Chorus (yodeling part)
Swiss Alpine Speed Rap:
Jo dl di, Jo dl di, Jo dl di, jom!
Jo dl di ri di ri, ri di ri jom!
Hui di ri di jo u i – di ri di jo!
Outro – Spoken, quiet riddim fading
Gangster Rap, reggea
Dem tell mi,
Switzerland have di purest white...
Mi believe dem now.
But it neva what mi tink it be.
Chorus (yodeling part)
Swiss Alpine Speed Rap 120 BPM:
Tri du li jo i ho i,
Tri du li jo i ho i,
Tri du li jo i ho i,
tri du li jo – oho!
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Hinweis:
Dieses Lied ist eine reine Satire.
„Schnee“ hat in den Straßen oft eine doppelte Bedeutung,
doch in diesem Song geht es ausschließlich um den echten Schnee:
kalt, klar und gemacht für Schneemänner, Skifahren und Wintertage.
Das Titelbild wurde mithilfe von KI erstellt.
Es zeigt keine reale Person und stellt keine tatsächliche Situation dar.
Note:
This song is pure satire.
The word “snow” often carries another meaning in the streets,
but here it stands only for the real thing,
cold, white, and made for snowmen, skiing, and winter dreams.
The cover artwork was created using AI.
It does not depict a real person or event.