每次走进麻辣烫店

我总是忍不住点一堆

青菜豆腐加牛肉

还有金针菇和宽粉

结账时总是吓一跳

怎么又花了这么多

但为了那口麻辣味

我还是心甘情愿掏钱包

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

我不爱那麻麻的感觉

因为麻了之后，味觉就没了

吃什么都像在嚼蜡

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

再多辣椒我也能接受

虽然钱包有点痛

但舌尖上的快乐无价

麻辣香锅也是我的爱

选食材时总是停不下来

虾滑牛肉加土豆

还有莲藕和豆皮

每次都说要少点

可最后还是堆成山

结账时心里在滴血

但下次还是会再来

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

我不爱那麻麻的感觉

因为麻了之后，味觉就没了

吃什么都像在嚼蜡

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

再多辣椒我也能接受

虽然钱包有点痛

但舌尖上的快乐无价

朋友们都说我疯了

吃麻辣还不爱麻

可我觉得麻了之后

食物的味道全都没了

每次吃完这一顿

我至少两周不再碰

因为吃得太多了

需要时间缓一缓

老板，再来点辣椒

不要花椒，不要麻

这就是我的选择

麻辣不要麻

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

我不爱那麻麻的感觉

因为麻了之后，味觉就没了

吃什么都像在嚼蜡

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

再多辣椒我也能接受

虽然钱包有点痛

但舌尖上的快乐无价

麻辣不要麻，只要辣

这是我的麻辣哲学

虽然每次都花很多

但为了这口辣，值得

每次吃完这一顿

我至少两周不再碰

因为吃得太多了

需要时间缓一缓

English Translation:

Every time I walk into a málàtàng shop

I can’t help but order a big pile

Greens, tofu, and beef

Plus enoki mushrooms and wide noodles

When it’s time to pay, I’m always shocked

How did I spend so much again?

But for that spicy and numbing flavor

I’m willing to open my wallet

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

I don’t like that tingling sensation

Because after the numbness, I can’t taste the food

Everything tastes like chewing wax

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

I can handle as much chili as you give

Even though my wallet hurts a little

The joy on my tongue is priceless

Málàxiāngguō is also my love

I can never stop picking ingredients

Shrimp paste, beef, and potatoes

Plus lotus root and tofu skin

Every time I say I’ll order less

But it always ends up as a mountain

My heart bleeds when I pay

But I’ll still come back next time

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

I don’t like that tingling sensation

Because after the numbness, I can’t taste the food

Everything tastes like chewing wax

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

I can handle as much chili as you give

Even though my wallet hurts a little

The joy on my tongue is priceless

My friends all say I’m crazy

Eating málà but hating the numbing

But I feel like after the numbness

All the flavors of the food disappear

After one meal of this

I avoid it for at least two weeks

Because I’ve had too much

I need time to recover

Boss, give me more chili

No Sichuan peppercorns, no numbing

This is my choice

Spicy but not numbing

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

I don’t like that tingling sensation

Because after the numbness, I can’t taste the food

Everything tastes like chewing wax

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

I can handle as much chili as you give

Even though my wallet hurts a little

The joy on my tongue is priceless

Spicy but not numbing, just the heat

This is my málà philosophy

Even though I spend a lot every time

For this spicy flavor, it’s worth it

After one meal of this

I avoid it for at least two weeks

Because I’ve had too much

I need time to recover