D-quack-saster
Dark Cabaret, Soul Blues, Mezzo-Alto Vocals, Super peacock pop, Ethereal techno dubstep, kyoracina,shark riff. viking trance,high-pitch vocals, adapted remaster,atmospheric,vibrant duck tuba,birdpoop
D-quack-saster
Dark Cabaret, Soul Blues, Mezzo-Alto Vocals, Super peacock pop, Ethereal techno dubstep, kyoracina,shark riff. viking trance,high-pitch vocals, adapted remaster,atmospheric,vibrant duck tuba,birdpoop
Lyrics
© Copyright 2025 Azurwarden & Cloacina & Evil Tyromancer & ForsakenOokami & Madmac & Potoo-phonic Peacock Pop & SaltySiren & Yandere Aosh
Cook by:
Azurwarden
Cloacina
Evil Tyromancer
ForsakenOokami
Madmac
Potoo-phonic Peacock Pop
SaltySiren
Yandere Aosh
Lyrics:
hmmm
mmm - mmmm....
(yeah)
groovy
Verse
I can't believe I am in the jail
The only thing I get is black mail
and my buttocks attract males
can't help that (can't help... - can't, can't)
it just happens naturally when you have a plump tail
Though the walls are a friend that never fails (pooh)
Verse 2
That bloody beaver is to be blame
a lot of blood and without shame
a block of soap we dropped in vain
All that wood it carved to steaks
If I would bend I'd fear some pain
Hook
Oh...my...
quack-quack-quack-quack so sad
sh*t's whack-whack-whack, that's my bad
fire trumpet solo
synth tempo increases
dying donkey noises
scat singing
dood-dood-dorood-dooo-
weeeee... daba-dab-dabbaa-dab-
erdfcvtghbjnkml
SFX
Rum-hum-diggy-do dum-dum ribble-to the duck has a shotgun…
Chorus
Curse that Carl!!
weapon load SFX
and curse them...
ALL!
Carl the Jarl, Servant of Baal, Summoner of Seagulls, curse your mom and your hamster too
All the sea creatures and the land dwellers need to fall in line
oh? Cthulu? Whatever.. fine
it's just a matter of time when we'll be drawing a line they'll need a ladder to climb but they'll be all outa time
(except they have to empty their bladder)
Knocking at the door of your inner mind
1-2-3-4 potato
Creatures of the underground, I summon you
mice and moles and ducks and kangaroos
castlevania 64-bit music
I need to escape from this madness
with the help from just anyone,
(yes, you too, little moo)
no no you dont your safe with me
I'm swallowed by the sheer sadness
now start walking, this prison escape won't plan itself
Let's grab those bullets from the shelf!
Before this turns into someone’s personnel hell
door knock SFX
who the hell behind the door?
some stupid motherf*cker about to be kicked in the nuts
some police warden came in and I kicked them in the butts
as this place stank to the core,
and I had other things to do
and it went like:
Quack- quack-quack-QUAACK!!!
Rattta-tatatata-ta
do-be-do-be-do-be-do
nooooooo not the NUTS!
dying donkey SFX again
lulululululululu.......bish....
Uh-ah.....Uh-ah....
beep
dubstep drop
donkey style wubs
woob-woob!
WOOB
I'm too smart,
I am my own out-of-jail- card
it's not too hard to end up in a graveyard
the peacock is waiting for me with the fast car
Oh no, I released to many a creature....
Let's drive, PPPP!
Is everyone having a stroke
Why did I think it was a LITERAL cooking Channel
now I see a collateral flying camel
oh god, it's getting closer
Am I having a dream? I am confused
Oh god why is the duck cooking itself
no joke
Quacks and screams echo the halls
Outro
The duck wakes up in sweat, (oh gosh! close call)
but, well,
I am still in my cell
But beside is is a bundle of feathers blood dripping wet
All drenched in cold sweat, mind racing, retracing, full of regret
Though I am alive... I bet
But I still will want to get out one day
Drunk Spoken
So...Carl...I'm coming for ya
Drunken Duck Laugh Sfx
Fade Out
(pooh)
dramatic tone fade