[Intro]
Ring—ring…
Why you calling like that?
It’s late
But not that late

[Chorus]
This that hotline, don’t be shy
Say it twice, don’t let it die
If you miss me, press rewind
Laugh track love on the other side

This that hotline, stay awake
Say one joke, then hesitate
If you fall, I’ll take my time
Romantic comedy on the line

Yeah / mm / hello?

[Verse 1]
You said “you busy?”
I saw you online
Green dot glowing like you reading my mind
I type one word, delete it twice
Send a voice note ‘cause my tone too nice

You say “come over,”
I say “define”
Distance got jokes but the tension aligned
Wi-Fi strong but your signal weak
You lag when I flirt, now you asking me to repeat

You laugh too hard at your own damn jokes
I laugh ‘cause I already know you broke
Not money—focus, you trip when I tease
Whole conversation built on “maybe”s and “please”

You talk ‘bout sleep but you still on call
Say you just chilling but you pacing your hall
I hear it in steps, yeah, you nervous as hell
Rom-com energy, I can already tell

[Chorus]
This that hotline, don’t be shy
Say it twice, don’t let it die
If you miss me, press rewind
Laugh track love on the other side

This that hotline, stay awake
Say one joke, then hesitate
If you fall, I’ll take my time
Romantic comedy on the line

Yeah / mm / hello?

[Verse 2]
You ask “what you doing?”
I say “guess”
You say my name wrong when you get stressed
You try act smooth, spill your drink
I let you rock ‘cause it’s kinda sweet

You send a meme, miss the point
I send one back, now we both annoyed
Five-second silence, nobody breath
Then you say “so…” like you didn’t freeze

You overthink every word I say
I underthink then laugh my way
Into your head, rent-free stay
You mad but smiling, it’s okay

You say you cool, but your voice go up
Pitch get higher when you try your luck
You flirt bad but your timing cute
I don’t hang up ‘cause it’s part of the mood

[Bridge]
Please hold…
Your call is important to me
If you’re confused, press zero
If you’re in love, don’t speak

You said “be honest,” I said “define”
You said “right now,” I said “in time”
You said “I’m outside,” I checked the door
Then laughed ‘cause I heard that lie before

[Chorus]
This that hotline, don’t pretend
You say goodbye, then call again
Cue the music, roll the lines
Romantic comedy every time

This that hotline, credits roll
Missed connections, almost close
Say my name, then lose your mind
Same damn joke, still works fine

[Outro]
…you still there?
Yeah
Me too