Fan Wars Fugitive!!! Part III -THE FINAL CHAPTER
Sinister, Dark Goth Rock with comical interludes, Heavy Drums and base
Fan Wars Fugitive!!! Part III -THE FINAL CHAPTER
Sinister, Dark Goth Rock with comical interludes, Heavy Drums and base
Lyrics
And now let us join our tragic hero in his misadventures as the Fan Wars Fugitive in this... final chapter of his miseries!
Chorus – Choir of angry fans
He’s the Fan Wars Fugitive!
He mocked the stars!
He mocked the wars!
Now Luke and his dad will break down his doors!
Burnham's speeches are profound and she follows the rules.....
Kapla dumbass... the galaxy's coming!
Spoken – Thunderous orchestral swell, distant fanboy chants
Fandoms rose, Many bounties placed,
One man mocked the sacred space…
Not only shit on one... but shit on both..
Star Wars and Star Trek!
Verse – Shy and frightened tone
Hello? Oh hi... hum... I'm supposed to speak to someone called... Gary-boodi?
Oh ya, Gari-baldi! That's the ticket... ya...
How you doing sir?
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Captain Sheridan said I should talk to you about being the ambassador to a whole new species... we call ourselves the Space-Jokers...
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What? Oh well for now it only be me and Vern.. if you've got a small spot on that Big Station Babylon 5 of yours...
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Huh?
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I can leave Vern behind if I have to!?
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aside, sarcastic and angry
Shut up Vern, I'm on the phone!
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Bridge – God-like voice, echoing
It was announced, by high council....
He would be punished!
Nowhere to hide...
Because there's only two halves to the universe...
And he pissed off... both!
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Chorus – Choir of angry fans
He’s the Fan Wars Fugitive!
He mocked the stars!
He mocked the wars!
Rike-her and Picard will break down his doors!
The Holdo maneuver is awesome! Reva's promotion was deserved...
For the Empire!... the galaxy's coming!
Verse 3 – Spoken word, dramatic
Yes Gari-baldi sir?
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Oh no, I never, ever, ever made fun of Babylon 5! Star Wars and Star Trek gave me so much material that I never, ever bothered with you little guys...
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No! No! I'm not trying to be funny! No... seriously...
.just please... help me sir!
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Speaking, angry sarcastic
Oh you heard about that huh?
YA... they placed me in one of those fancy force-field prison... then about 10 thousand fans lined up and showed me pictures on their phones to prove they weren't virgins...
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I believe they're not virgins now but you have Nooooo Idea what these guys are into!
Seriously - since looking at all those pics I'm genuinely afraid of lamps now!
Chorus – Choir of angry fans
He’s the Fan Wars Fugitive!
He mocked the stars!
He mocked the wars!
Now Luke and his dad will break down his doors!
Solo didn't shoot first! Canon is flawless!
The Picard manoeuvre works... in theory!
For the empire!... the galaxy's coming!
Speaking resumes
Sir? So we got a spot!
That's great and thank you thank you, thank you, thank you!
When can you pick us up?
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spoken, exhausted and tired
Oh! OK no worries... I'll take the bus or something that's ok!
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OK Vern... how do we get to Babylon 5... think man!
Captain Hollister of the Red Dwarf?
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Tweedle captain of Lexx
(you don't mind travelling in a bug do you Vern?)
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Frantic, speaking
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Vern?
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Why you laughing?
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shouting
Holl
Burst of Hard Rock, Man Shouting
Hollodeck?
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Screaming, Angry
We've been on the holodeck...
THIS WHOLE TIME!
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Speaking, angry gangster talk
Getting real tired of your shit Vern...
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Gangster shouting
Real Tired!
Choir of angry crowd chanting
(only two halves to the universe and you pissed off both!)
(only two halves to the universe and you pissed off both!)
Only two halves to the universe and you pissed off both!
Final whisper – crying, spoken
And so ends the misadventures of our tragic hero...
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Has he learned his lesson?
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Vern? has he learned?
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Vern?
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Spoken, mocking
Well I'm done with these space geeks...
Now I'm just gonna stick to making fun of the Walking Dead...
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What can go wrong making fun of them? They're all just junkies wondering around in piles of scrap...