[Verse 1]
My love comes with a thirty-day free trial,
Auto-renewed ’cause I forgot to toggle it off.
“Compatibility: 98%” —
yeah, says who exactly?
While my read receipts glitched,
our spark hit its timeout.

Leveling up just by dating around,
swiping like it’s XP farming.
Too convenient, it’s scary—
all our real feelings stored in the cloud.

[Pre-Chorus]
They try every trick to make you pay,
But no one reads the terms and conditions anyway.

[Chorus]
Subscription love! Cancel it before the month ends.
Drag and drop our memories straight into the trash bin.
And—final confirmation:
Are you sure you want to delete? (YES!)

Dancing through romances, storage always running low.
Even expired kisses aren’t so bad in hindsight.
Who’s the next upgrade I should try?
Love is meant to be shared—at least online.

[Short Interlude]
(Beep… Your renewal notice has arrived.)

[Verse 2]
A little kindness makes them look god-tier,
Fast replies feel like destiny.
One big red cancel button,
and all passion gets factory-reset.
Our login times somehow became
the metric for affection.

Well, we were born into this era, after all.
Love needs updates too—
or it just crashes.

[Pre-Chorus]
Every forced shutdown makes you wiser,
But maybe it’s time we learn
to back up our hearts properly.

[Chorus]
Subscription love! Flexible terms and conditions.
My “ideal type” gets patched daily—check the notes.
Turn off the push alerts for a moment,
and try taking this seriously, just once.

My inbox overflows with invite links to new romance.
Still, a limited-time warmth
isn’t the worst deal in the world.
What specs will my next love have?
My heart’s still in beta, anyway.

[Bridge]
“Bonus: a smile exclusively for you.”
“Warning: emotional bugs are not covered.”
So… do you agree, or skip this part?

[Final Chorus]
Subscription love! Missing the cancel date is the real danger.
Autopaying for leftover feelings—
how long will I keep letting it charge me?
Let’s laugh about it today, at least;
love’s all feature changes and bug fixes anyway.

Modern romance moves fast,
that’s just the way it is.
And even if it expires,
hey, it was fun, wasn’t it?
Till the next update comes—
don’t log out on me yet.