[Intro]
Yo, you ain’t even gon’ believe this one…
For real.

[Verse 1]
I was chillin’ at the bar, two drinks in,
Laughin’ with the homies, just lettin’ life spin.
Then the lights got weird, whole room froze,
Cigar-shaped ship, slid down real slow.

Door swung open, next thing I know,
Beamed me up quick, couldn’t tell ’em no.
Aliens lookin’ like they runnin’ the show,
Asked me for a verse, so I gave ’em a flow.

[Chorus]
UFO had me stuck in the sky,
That’s the only reason I’m late tonight.
I ain’t lyin’, girl, don’t roll your eyes,
Ask them Martians — they can testify.

[Verse 2]
They said, “Spit bars or we won’t take you home,”
So I rapped till my throat turned dry as a bone.
One leaned in, said, “Earth man’s ill,”
Next thing I know, they hand me the bill.

Dropped me back late, shoes still smokin’,
Phone full of texts sayin’ “boy, you jokin’.”
Walked in the crib, she was mad as hell,
I said “baby, blame NASA, they can tell.”

[Chorus]
UFO had me stuck in the sky,
That’s the only reason I’m late tonight.
I ain’t lyin’, girl, don’t roll your eyes,
Ask them Martians — they can testify.

[Bridge]
I’d rather fight ten dudes than face your stare,
Aliens probed my soul, but you don’t care.
I swear on the stars, I ain’t outta line,
Only spaceship ridin’ — girl, you know you mine.

[Outro]
So if you see a bright light when I step to the bar,
Don’t panic, baby, I won’t be far.
Just a rapper with fans from another race,
Even Martians know they can’t replace… your face.

-𝒞𝑜𝓂𝒶𝒯𝑜𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒹𝒻𝒳✒️👽