Oops...

Was that important to you? 😈

You said, “Be gentle, babe, it’s kinda delicate,”

But I was feelin’ knoty — not celibate.

You brought the buns, I brought the freak,

Now your little hot dog’s lookin’ obsolete.

I didn’t mean to bend it left,

But baby, that thing had no heft.

I barely touched it, what a shame…

Now it’s curlin’ up and yellin’ my name. 🥵

🎶 Oops, I broke your weenie — snap, crackle, scream!

Guess I got too freaky with your lil’ sausage dream.

Don’t blame me for your limp linguine,

I just served it hot — and broke your weenie. 🎶

You were talkin’ big like you’re king of the grill,

But that bratwurst busted when I tried to chill.

I rode it hard — with extra flair,

Now it’s hangin’ sideways like a folding chair.

Tried to patch it up with lube and pride,

But your lil’ Vienna took a nosedive.

Should’ve read the fine print, honey...

This ride ain't covered by sausage warranty.

🎶 Oops, I broke your weenie — my bad, big guy!

Didn’t know it had a three-pump max supply.

It went soft faster than a sad zucchini,

Yikes, goodnight — I broke your weenie. 🎶

You brought the pickle, I brought the snap,

Now you’re googlin’ “Can it grow back?”

I didn’t mean to emasculate,

But your frankfurter’s... well, second-rate.

Next time bring a brat that can handle the ride,

Not some cocktail sausage in overdrive... 😏

🎶 Oops, I broke your weenie — send it to rehab,

Even Dr. Ruth said “Damn, that’s drab!”

Still love ya, babe, but I need a big meanie,

Not a broken bite-sized weenie! 🎶

Moment of silence for your tiny tube steak.

May it rise again... someday.