Evil
hip hop, comedy, cinematic, [high fidelity], [studio recording]
Evil
hip hop, comedy, cinematic, [high fidelity], [studio recording]
Lyrics
chorus
All you haters gonna cry!? (oh my!)
Yeah, can't affect me, even if you try (if you try)
All you haters gonna cry!??
Can't affect me
I'm evil
verse
Wanna listen to my podcast?
I'm both white and male! (Na na)
Tellin all the snowflake bitches to fuck off
And then ad-break, so many vitamins for sale!
verse
This is for you haters!
(hahahahahahahaha)
I love seein' y'all mad!
I laugh when you cry!
When you're deeply upset!
And I don't know why...
bridge
Then I started thinking
Is something wrong with me?
Maybe I'm actually a genuine dickhead?
So I asked my family, that I rarely see!
pre chorus
They said I need help
Cause I find joy in their despair
I don't care, but I also don't want to be a weirdo, you know? (too late)
They said, I need help
chorus
So you haters gonna cry!? (oh my!)
Yeah, can't affect me, even if you try (if you try)
All you haters gonna cry!??
Can't affect me
I'm evil
I have a legit problem
What the hell is wrong with me? (fix me)
verse
At first I responded with:
You're just jealous! You're just jealous!
And then the haters said:
What could I possibly be jealous of, your tombstone's gonna have spit on it.
And I thought
Fuck
You're right!
instrumental break
verse] [gospel
Started a podcast where I say offensive shit
To get a fanbase of short bald men
Then we talk about people who disagree with us
And we send hate-mobs after them!
intermission
(Are you mad!?)
(No, genuinely, Please tell me, I don't understand empathy all that well)
(I think I might've fucked myself up emotionally by doing this...)
solo instrumental] [church choir
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
chorus
So you haters gonna cry!? (oh my!)
Yeah, can't affect me, even if you try (if you try)
All you haters gonna cry!??
Can't affect me
I'm evil
I have a legit problem
Can someone fix me?
instrumental break
verse
Now my fans are getting too extreme
(I'm evil!)
Even I think this shit is obscene
(I'm so evil!!!)
But if I call them out for real
They’ll call me a beta cuck soyboy shill
((So I chill..))
--
(Oh God, I think I made a cult…)
Bridge
So I made a post, said "I'm sorry, y'all"
But I still put a skull emoji and called ‘em small
Then I fake-cried on a livestream too
I think that’s what normal people do?
pre chorus
I shit the bed, I guess
Too far to turn back
To back-track
This is the path I set
(uh, so)
chorus
All you haters gonna cry!? (oh my!)
Yeah, can't affect me, even if you try (if you try)
All you haters gonna cry!??
Can't affect me
I'm evil
(help me)
instrumental outro
end