(Yeah… uh huh)

Every damn time… same story…

Useless… but cute.

All my exes, useless but cute,

Couldn’t fix a thing but they’d look real cute.

Smiles and lies, yeah they played that flute,

But I ain’t fallin’ twice for the same ol’ route.

She could take a selfie, couldn’t take the trash,

Always on my couch, never on the cash.

Sayin’ “baby, I love you,” but it felt like mute,

Damn… useless, but cute.

All my exes, useless but cute,

Couldn’t cook a meal but they’d post that fruit.

All my patience, wasted pursuit,

Now I sip, smoke, laugh—‘cause the joke’s absolute.

they could dance in the club, but not in the rain,

Cried for attention but never for pain.

Gave me headaches, but looked like loot,

God damn… useless, but cute.

(But I leveled up)

Found a real one, yeah she’s brains and fire,

Not just a look, she’s my heart’s desire.

The rest? Just stories I’ll laugh right through,

Useless… but cute.

All my exes, useless but cute,

Couldn’t hold me down, but they’d wear that suit.

Now I’m free, love real, absolute—

You can keep ‘em, man… they’re useless but cute.