Your dice keep landing on triple sixes...

The roulette wheel purrs when you walk by.

I whisper "Babe, tone down the magic tricks,"

You smirk - "Who said I'm using magic, my sly?"

The pit boss glares, security's nearing,

You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank.

I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing:

"Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank."

Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety),

You've got every slot machine singing your name.

"Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs -

Then the craps table goes up in flames.

The blackjack dealer's hands start shaking,

His cards all flip to show your face.

"Just warming up," you wink, while taking

My chips - and my pulse starts to race.

The pit boss glares, security's nearing,

You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank.

I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing:

"Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank."

Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety),

You've got every slot machine singing your name.

"Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs -

Then the craps table goes up in flames.

Now you're teaching poker bots to fold,

With just a flick of your forked tongue.

The AI learns new tricks, I'm told -

"Watch closely, pet - this one's for fun."

The pit boss glares, security's nearing,

You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank.

I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing:

"Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank."

Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety),

You've got every slot machine singing your name.

"Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs -

Then the craps table goes up in flames.

"They think we're counting cards? Adorable.

I'm counting sins from their past lives.

Now distract them while I...

...adjust the house's bottom line."

The high roller room starts spinning,

As you deal me a royal flush.

"Beginner's luck?" You grin while winning

My last chip... and my last hush.

The pit boss glares, security's nearing,

You blow them a kiss - their minds go blank.

I hiss "We'll get banned!" You whisper, endearing:

"Relax, they'll just think that we... thanked the bank."

Oh we're winning too much (but losing at subtlety),

You've got every slot machine singing your name.

"Play it cool," I beg, you flash those pearly fangs -

Then the craps table goes up in flames.