メンヘラ最強行進曲 (March of the High-Class Broken Heart)独白
A colorful orchestral-marching fusion track inspired by Japanese street parades and festival ensembles (like chindon-ya), featuring brass band elements, taiko-like percussion, toy bells, woodwinds, and circus-style snares. The tempo is lively and syncopated with call-and-response vocals integrated rhythmically into the arrangement. The main vocal is a hyper-cute, glitch-inspired female voice with exceptional technical control—switching between sweet clean tones, processed stutters, and pitch-play effects. Her delivery mixes childlike charm and R&B power, creating a playful-yet-virtuosic presence. Background vocals engage in chanting, shout-raps, and harmonic layering, often used for interactive crowd moments. Soundstage is wide and immersive, simulating an open-air parade or marching ground. Recording emphasizes live brass bleed, ambient street reverb, and analog textures to keep it raw, vivid, and festive. The whole arrangement is theatrical, chaotic, lovable—and above all, emotionall
メンヘラ最強行進曲 (March of the High-Class Broken Heart)独白
A colorful orchestral-marching fusion track inspired by Japanese street parades and festival ensembles (like chindon-ya), featuring brass band elements, taiko-like percussion, toy bells, woodwinds, and circus-style snares. The tempo is lively and syncopated with call-and-response vocals integrated rhythmically into the arrangement. The main vocal is a hyper-cute, glitch-inspired female voice with exceptional technical control—switching between sweet clean tones, processed stutters, and pitch-play effects. Her delivery mixes childlike charm and R&B power, creating a playful-yet-virtuosic presence. Background vocals engage in chanting, shout-raps, and harmonic layering, often used for interactive crowd moments. Soundstage is wide and immersive, simulating an open-air parade or marching ground. Recording emphasizes live brass bleed, ambient street reverb, and analog textures to keep it raw, vivid, and festive. The whole arrangement is theatrical, chaotic, lovable—and above all, emotionall
Lyrics
【Intro｜March Start】
One, two… March on!
人生こじらせ軍、出発です！
30代、独身メンヘラ女！やたら元気！
たまに病んでます！
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🎤【Verse 1】
They say youth is everything?
Oh please, I’ve got emotional depth.
毎日こじらせてるけど、
I’m still fabulous in this mess
既読スルーに強くなった
夜中に泣きながらcake
でも…この涙、キラキラしてんの知ってた？ ✨
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🎤【Pre-Chorus 1】
Somebody hug me, or marry me now!
情緒爆弾、爆走中〜
Baby, can you love me through the drama?
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🎶【La-Chorus｜Call & Response Friendly】
🎤（CALL）“Do you love me?”
👥（RES）“YES I DO!”
🎤（CALL）“Can you handle me?”
👥（RES）“I’LL TRY TO!”
🎤（CALL）“Will you run away!?”
👥（RES）”…NOT TODAY!”
🎤Laugh it off, shout it out,
💥メンヘラは行進中！
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🎶【Chorus】
愛してくれなきゃ、呪うぞ？（Boom boom）
うざくて可愛いって言ってよ（Say it now）
ジェットコースターなLove ride
You & me, let’s crash and cry
メンヘラだけど最強だもん！
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(Marching Band Instrumental）
🎤【Verse 2】
自分でも怖いけど、
at least I’m self-aware（ちょっとね）
病院通いも計画的、
“情緒コントロール” is my skill set 🤓
ハグより通知がほしい夜、
無言でいいから「既読つけて」💌
It’s not needy… it’s passionate, right?
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🎤【Pre-Chorus 2】
料理できるし、掃除も好き
ただちょっとヤキモチ焼きなだけ💢
Don’t leave me on read, or I’ll cry & block you 💔
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🎶【La-Chorus（Repeat）】
🎤（CALL）“I’m the drama?”
👥（RES）“SOMETIMES!”
🎤（CALL）“Still lovable?”
👥（RES）“YEAHHH!”
🎤（CALL）“Then propose!!”
👥（RES）”……Wait what!?”
🎤笑って誤魔化そ♪
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🎶【Chorus（リフレイン）】
愛してくれなきゃ、祟るぞ？（まじで！）
癖も過去も丸ごと抱いて（Come on）
複雑な恋がいいって言ったでしょ？
Don’t act surprised now, baby ♫
メンヘラだけど最強だもん！
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(Marching Band Instrumental）
🎧【Bridge｜All English／Emotional】
I cry too loud
I love too hard
But I’m still here
Open arms, broken guard
I don’t need perfect
Just someone who stays
Even when I spin out
Hold me anyway
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🎶【Final Chorus（Extended ver.）】
🎤（誰か！）嫁にもらってーーッ！！
涙でマスカラ落ちても、愛は落とさない！！
This is love with full explosion!!
誤魔化さないで、今すぐ言って！
「好き」って言って！「逃げない」って言って！
“愛されたい”じゃなくて
“選ばれたい”のが本音なの！！
強すぎる感情？ それも魅力！
最終兵器、私ですッ！
🎤誰も手をあげないなら、
私からプロポーズしてやるし！💍
逃げても追いかけるし！
好きになったら最後まで行くからな！？
🎤”メンヘラ is VICTORY MARCH！！”
ラブと涙と怒涛の愛で行進だッ！！
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🎤【Outro｜敬礼＋笑い】
行進、完了しました〜ッ！
誰か、愛とタンバリン持って迎えにきて〜〜！！