Hey it’s Caitlin at the mill, got my malts stacked high

Crushing barley, wheat, and rye, with a spark in my eye

Mash tun humming, kettle’s hot, I’m queen of this scene

Crafting magic from the grain, chasing every hoppy dream

Roll up my sleeves, smell that sweet wort flow

Fermenting future glory in a golden glow

Watch me whirlpool, watch me flame out with style

Got the yeast on deck, and I’m grinning all the while

I’m crushin’ grains and takin’ names

Building brews and staking claims

From the lauter bed to that foamy head

Raise your glass — this girl’s ahead!

I’m crushin’ grains and takin’ names

No half-pints here, I play no games

Pour it bright, pour it bold, pour it true

Caitlin’s beer — yeah, it’s coming for you!

Sparge it slow, get that sugar nice and clear

Every drop a promise of a fine-tuned beer

Hop additions timed to the beat of my heart

Citrus, pine, or tropical — this brew’s a work of art

CO2’s dancing, the pressure’s just right

Fermenter’s bubbling through the day and the night

Raise a toast to the grains that I’ve slain

Caitlin’s name on the keg, gonna echo like a train

I’m crushin’ grains and takin’ names

Building brews and staking claims

From the lauter bed to that foamy head

Raise your glass — this girl’s ahead!

I’m crushin’ grains and takin’ names

No half-pints here, I play no games

Pour it bright, pour it bold, pour it true

Caitlin’s beer — yeah, it’s coming for you!

Call me the malt whisperer, the yeast’s best friend

Craft queen Caitlin, I set the new trend

From pilsner to porter, saison to stout

If you sip what I’m brewing, you’ll never doubt

I’m crushin’ grains and takin’ names

Building brews and staking claims

From the lauter bed to that foamy head

Raise your glass — this girl’s ahead!

Yeah, I’m crushin’ grains and takin’ names

Watch my banner rise in brewing fame

Pour it bright, pour it bold, pour it true

Caitlin’s beer — it’s coming for you!