Jugga-Rope
Horrorcore. Rap-rock. Psychopathic records style. Carnival organ. Two different rappers with two distinct rap flows. Track starts with a prank phone call clip. Mad nutty mime gang.
Jugga-Rope
Horrorcore. Rap-rock. Psychopathic records style. Carnival organ. Two different rappers with two distinct rap flows. Track starts with a prank phone call clip. Mad nutty mime gang.
Lyrics
Intro Skit
Phone rings.
“Hello?”
“You have a collect call from— ."
Total silence.
"What?"
“Please answer yes or no: Will you pay for the mime’s call?”
Click.
Heavy carnival organ.
Intro — Barker / Announcer][Spoken
“Ladies and gents, shut your mouths and hold your breath.
The circus has gone silent — but the menace?
Oh, it speaks with hands.
Welcome to our little theater of the unseen.
Pay attention, because when we pull… the world pulls back.”
Verse 1 — Silent D
Paint my face up like a freaky kabuki,
Pullin’ on ropes that ain’t real but spooky.
I put my hand in the air — boom! Your pants drop,
Oops! That was me, I mooned your pop-pop.
They call me Silent D, I don’t talk no more,
Just honk a red horn, the mime you abhor.
Invisible box? Yea, I got you all trapped,
Mime skills tighter than your grandma’s snatch!
Chorus — All
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
Pull on the jugga-rope if you please
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
We got the jugga-rope expertise!
Verse 2 — Pantomime Pete
Yo, it’s Pete! Pantomime creeper deluxe,
Drank white paint now I’m throwin’ up - fuck!
I pull an invisible rope through your spleen,
And juggle three heads like a guillotine.
Shove a fake corn dog straight up your crack,
And when you pull it out — I'll give you a smack!
They banned us from the circus, kicked us outta the tent,
’Cause I mimed a blowjob on the elephant!
Chorus — All
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
Pull on the jugga-rope if you please
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
We got the jugga-rope expertise!
Bridge — Barker / Announcer][Spoken
“Look at your children, the way they gape.
You came for a show, now it's taking shape.
The mad nutty mimes perform with bravado —
If silence is golden, then this is El Dorado.”
Verse 3 — Silent D & Pete back-and-forth
[Silent D] I mime a shotgun, blast your wig!
[Pete] I mime a shovel, and dig yo’ pig!
[Silent D] I mime a fat bitch eating pizza hut!
[Pete] I mime a fart straight outta my butt!
[Both] We the mad mimes, nuttier than fudge,
If you step in our box then you won’t budge.
We're carnival freaks with invisible rope,
Pullin’ your guts, will we let go? Nope!
Chorus — All
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
Pull on the jugga-rope if you please
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
We got the jugga-rope expertise!
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
Pull on the jugga-rope if you please
One jugga two jugga three jugga jugga-rope
We got the jugga-rope expertise!
Outro
Carnival barker yells
“Get outta here! The mime’s takin’ off his pants again!”
"Did you hear me?"
"I said GET THE FUCK OUT!"
Sudden Silence