I'm sorry

you've reached a number that has been disconnected

please hang up and try your call again

But if you do - i ain't gonna answer

why don't you leave a voicemail instead?

that way i can physically delete

every single little word that you said

You keep calling back

you must love that dial tone

it's as close as you're gonna get to me

for the last time, just leave- me- ALONE!!

Whatever it is you gotta say

I've heard it all before

oh great, another fake apology

WHAT!?- is there something more?

Well- don't care- it ain't my problem

it ain't got nothin' to do with me

can't you take a hint?

or you got nothing to do but be

Annoying as duck

do i need a restraining order?

you give me all the yuck

your voice is the same thing as torture

I know that you think you know better

you think you're too hot for a sweater

why don't you mail me a letter

that way i can put it in the shredder

-Now you got it bad and you're crashing

BOO HOO!!

but there's no conversation worth having

WITH YOU!

Hang up and try again

i'm gonna hit ignore

if you still think you're my friend

you don't know what i got in store

The number you have reached-

can't stand you!

the number you have reached-

got better things to do!

the number you have reached-

could come to the phone

but the number you have reached-

says leave me alone!