Oh my,

does it exists?

Christopher Hemsworth

I guess Oz doesn't exist

By that

I mean Australia

It just doesn't exist

I met this girl from Sydney

legs made of chicken wings

And she said

"You know what I think?"

and her face turned an otherworldly pink

She said

"I think Oz doesn't exist"

"go home, baby," she said to me

"You're nothing to me

and I say so, you're a nothing

garbage and you don't have neurochips

latched on to your titanium"

And I said

"What?"

oh

course Oz exists

i think the posse persists

otherworldly zombies wrists

unshackled crossing twists

how many neuro-kipped mists

looking to wassail cuff to fists

oft too awfully tied lips resists

cmon daddy don't desists

so i'm gonna ask you again mister cyst

how you gonna claim Australia don't exist

i'm a call my homie Liam

and remind you my L1 titanium

a pissed and so do i and i'm a normie um

my name is paulie i'll repeat it for you prioritorium

is the joke on us or on just me uhm

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