[A Japanese folktale-style heavy metal song. The story begins like an old tale: “Long ago, there was a strange cat…” – but quickly descends into chaos. The singer is a mischievous cat who keeps making weird songs. The track combines traditional Japanese instruments like shakuhachi and koto with aggressive, fast-paced metal guitars and drums. It features distorted vocals, sudden shifts in mood, and a mix of languages (Japanese, English, Spanish, Russian, Hindi, Chinese, and more). The atmosphere is playful, cute, wild, and a bit insane—like a storybook taken over by a rock-loving cat. Expect strange breakdowns, looped shouts, and an unpredictable mix of cuteness and madness.]


[Intro - 昔話風語り]
むかーしむかし、あるところに
変なことばかりする猫がおったそうな
名前は…そらにゃん。

[Verse 1]
語りの途中で、暴走するニャン
「Mash it up!!」って叫ぶニャン
尺八鳴ってる？でもギター爆発！
意味？知らん！にゃにゃにゃにゃ！

[Chorus]
にゃんにゃん！Mashmash!!
語れぬ言葉、混ぜ込んで！
¡Vamos! むちゃくちゃ！
全部、昔も未来も混ぜるぞー！

[Verse 2]
그 고양이는 춤을 춘다
昔話じゃ聞けないBeat
Русский? 日本語？どっちでもいいさ
शब्दोंを飛ばせ、にゃーにゃーで！

[Bridge - しんみり笛と共に…]
むかしむかしって、ほんとかな？
僕が語るこの変な話
意味もないけど、面白い
にゃんこメタル、世界のちゅうしん

[Final Chorus]
Mash it!! 混ぜろ！踊れ！叫べ！
語りも猫も、全部ブチ込め！
にゃんにゃん、昔話メタル！
終わらぬ物語、にゃー！！