Bob is a choom but has a confession to do

Bob has a dark secret, well, maybe two

Every rose, however beautiful, has its thorns

And Bob's secret is that Bob loves porn

Not the BDs or the holo-projected shit

Bob's a connoisseur, Bob has to admit

Bob loves the classics that survive the ages

Yeah, Bob fucking loves adult vintage

It was an art, a craftsmanship lost

And Bob enjoys it until Bob is exhausted

The oldies, the classics, the ones with the plots

Situations and talking, then fucking a lot

The best narrators who knew well how to tease

Were, for sure, the pervy good old Japanese

Undisputed masters of this craftsmanship

(What a pity for that fucking censorship)

Ba

-by, come here, Bob has a pixel for you

Don't mind the resolution, believe Bob, it is huge

Baby, come here, Bob has a thing for love

Show me your pixels and then let's get some

Baby, don't run, Bob is a good choom

Wear this nurse's uniform, let's have some fun

Baby, oh baby, please stay, don't run away

(Gimme a きもちいい or a やめてください)

But Bob is a thinker, not just a pervert

Bob's got some deep thoughts about the art

And a doubt reached the brain of old Bob

Is it possible that censoring was just a job?

And Bob can see him: the legend, the man

Dealing with footage the best he can

Loopholing the old Japanese law

One hand on the mouse, while the other is low

Uncredited hero, unseen out of frame

The world without you would not be the same

Bob named you: おなにちゃんさん

Dealing with footage the best he can

Baby, come here, Bob has a pixel for you

Don't mind the resolution, believe Bob, it is huge

Baby, come here, Bob has a thing for you

Let Bob show his pixel, you'll love it too

Baby, don't run, Bob is a good choom

Let Bob put you on leash, let's have some fun

Baby, oh baby, please stay, don't run away

(Gimme a きもちいい or a やめてください)

Enjoy your BDs, your holos, your dolls

Your AI porn, junk food for your soul

Bob is a fan of おなにちゃんさん

Dealing with footage the best he can