自從更新成 V5 以後啊

我一句 lyrics，它就給我一句「Mmm— 啊」

明明叫它唱情歌，它先表演打哈欠

「Ohh… Ahn… Uhn…」整段都像在熱身

我說我要饒舌，它開始「Nnngh— Nnngh—」

好像卡痰卡在副歌裡不肯走

我寫個故事，它哼個十秒才願意開頭

彷彿誰不讓它哼，它就會心裡不爽難過

Since I upgraded to V5, oh

I write one lyric, it gives me a “Mmm— Ah”

I told it to sing a love song, it starts yawning first

“Ohh… Ahn… Uhn…” the whole line feels like a warm-up burst

I say I want to rap, it goes “Nnngh— Nnngh—”

Like some phlegm stuck in the chorus, won’t let it pass

I write a story, it hums ten seconds before it starts

As if someone dares to stop it, it’ll frown inside its heart

每段都在哼

每句都在哼

是不是沒哼就會被官方扣分？

我不是不尊重你的特色

只是你哼得太投入，我笑到停不下來了

Every line is humming

Every verse is humming

Do you lose points if you skip a hum?

I’m not disrespecting your quirks

It’s just you hum too hard, I can’t stop laughing at your perks

嘿— 你又開始哼，不用我提醒

Mmm… Ohh… 你哼得比我還用心

想唱兩句？抱歉，你插不進

因為它會把空位全部「Uhn… Hnn…」填滿音

嘿— 你還在狂哼，好像呼吸都是節奏

Ahn… Nnh… Ooh… 自動啟動的功能太自由

我才剛按下生成，它就先開口

「Mmm—」那一聲直接把整首歌 tone 掉

Hey— You start humming again, no need for me to say

Mmm… Ohh… You hum more seriously than I play

Want to sing a line? Sorry, you can’t sneak in

‘Cause it fills every empty space with “Uhn… Hnn…” within

Hey— You keep humming wildly, like breathing is the beat

Ahn… Nnh… Ooh… Your auto-mode is way too free

I just pressed generate, you already speak

“Mmm—” that one sound sets the tone for the entire piece

我努力想寫悲傷的愛情

它用「Haa…」回我，好像在嘆氣又像在冷笑

我說想做說唱，它回「Ohh…」

彷彿在學我以前的迷因口頭禪一樣囂張嘲諷

我給它十段，它回我十段哼

像一台只會用鼻音作業的語音引擎

我甚至試過把哼聲全刪掉

結果它更大聲地「Mmm!!!」跟我示威抗議

I try to write a sad love song

It answers “Haa…” like a sigh, a sneer along

I say I want to rap, it goes “Ohh…”

As if mocking my old meme-phrases, cheeky and strong

I give it ten lines, it hums ten lines back

Like a voice engine that only works in nasal track

I even tried deleting all the hums

It shouts louder, “Mmm!!!”, showing me its attack

每句都在哼

每段都在哼

我懷疑工程師是不是把哼聲預設成 百分之百生成

你只是想唱

但你哼到像在跟我進行鼻腔共鳴比賽

Every line is humming

Every verse is humming

I wonder if the engineers preset hums to 100%

You just want to sing

But you hum like a nasal resonance contest with me

嘿— 你又開始哼，不用我提醒

Mmm… Ohh… 哼得像在儀式開場吟經

我才開場，你先搶副歌的位

「Nnh… Uhn…」完美堵住我想寫的旋律線

嘿— 怎麼還在哼，這功能到底何時停

Ahn… Hnn… 像背景音樂的永動機

明明叫你唱歌卻變成哼歌機

連沉默都被你哼到跟著震動起

Hey— You start humming again, no need for me to say

Mmm… Ohh… Humming like a ritual chant in play

I just start, you steal the chorus line

“Nnh… Uhn…” perfectly blocks my melody design

Hey— How are you still humming, when will this feature pause?

Ahn… Hnn… Like a perpetual background cause

I tell you to sing, but it turns into hum-machine laws

Even silence hums along, shaking with your nasal claws

Mmm—（你又來）

Mmm—（你又來）

Mmm— (Here you go again)

Mmm— (Here you go again)

嘿— 你又開始哼，不用我提醒

Mmm… Ohh… 你哼得比我還用心

想唱兩句？抱歉，你插不進

因為它會把空位全部「Uhn… Hnn…」填滿音~填滿音

Hey— You start humming again, no need for me to say

Mmm… Ohh… You hum more seriously than I play

Want to sing a line? Sorry, you can’t sneak in

‘Cause it fills every empty space with “Uhn… Hnn…” within~ within