I'ma lay you down, baby
Take your clothes off
I'll make love to you
In all the ways you want
And baby, I will wear
just to be clear
(it is very clear)
My rubberneck

It's not like a sweater
Not knitwear, baby
Not wool, baby
Latex, baby!

Please stop asking me to take off my rubberneck
Babe, I'm bare everywhere
Babe, but not down there

This latex is our protection
To block every infection
And all I wanna do is make love to you
In my rubberneck
(In this motherfitting rubberneck)
(Mmm, this is the way)

Please stop asking me to take off my rubberneck
Babe, I'm bare everywhere
Babe, but not down there

Rolled down tight, yes it's squeezing me, but it's worth it
I'm sweating in this thing but it's all contained
Stops the spread but leaves your pleasure unrestrained
I won't stop until you get off

Now I know what you're thinking
"Baby, just this once"
But I have done the reading
And I am not a dunce

Every man before me
Said yes when he should've said no
But I'm masterclass in health, babe
And I won't let go

I'ma lay you down, baby (baby)
Take your clothes off
I'll make love to you
In any ways you want

But one thing I won't do
Even though it's choking me
Even though you're begging me
Even though it fits kinda wrong

Is take off my rubberneck
My rubberneck
My rubberneck
My rubberneck

Stop asking, stop asking
Stop asking me to take off my rubberneck
Stop asking, I won't do it, I won't do it
98% effective and you know it

I won't do it, I won't do it
My rubberneck
Oh my rubberneck!