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You have chosen Option A: JOIN THE CREW

Confused? Check out the details below for #GUMMYHEIST

🚨 NEW MISSION: #GummyHeist! 🚨

The candy underworld is cracking wide open, and you’ve got a choice to make. Will you...

Choose A: The Sky Heist – Steal sweets from the clouds.

Choose B: Betrayal & Llamas – Be a total narc and suffer Llama based consequences.

Choose C: Sugar Throne Usurper– Take over the gummy empire… if you dare.

Pick your path, make your mark, and join the sweetest crime spree ever. There the breakdown:

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Step 1: Make Your Anthem

Remix the original or craft something new. Be dramatic. Be ridiculous. Be unhinged. Feel free to include if this is a GOOD or BAD end.

Step 2: Forge Your Cover

Make your art as wild as your story. Ballroom brawls in blimps, beige betrayals, candy dictatorships. Nothing’s too much.

Step 3: Claim Your Territory

Tag your masterpiece with #GummyHeist and tell us which path you chose (A, B, or C).

Step 4: Leave Your Calling Card

Comment on the original track so the crew knows you’re in.

Step 5: Back Up the Gang

Hit the playlists, support your fellow criminals, and celebrate their chaos.

Step 6: Recruit More Accomplices

Paste these rules into your track description so the heist keeps growing.

Aaaaand that's it! That's the thing! Enjoy the madness.

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Ahhh, the life of crime suits me well,

Joined a gummy fish crew, time will tell

If the zeppelin job will cement my fame,

Or end with headlines spelling my shame.

The Fish had a top hat, the plan had style,

We’d rob an auction in the sky by guile.

He said, “Bring a cantaloupe, and don’t ask why.”

I said, “Oh, of course, that’s how villains fly!”

Mongoose in a tux! (WHY?!) We don’t discuss! (WHAT?!)

Zeppelin champagne! (SPILL IT ON THE BUS!)

We boarded high class, with my most evil grin,

I paid for a ticket, and still snuck in!

TO CRIME! Oh, TO CRIME!

We’re the chaos parade in the sky this time!

With a cantaloupe scheme and a gummy-faced boss,

The Badfatler’s here to show the world who’s hoss!

The auction was full of sinister sorts,

Rich collectors in monocles and velveteen shorts.

Count Goldencoins got lost in the crowd,

Trying to buy himself… himself (don’t ask out loud).

Dubstep Pirate danced on the safety rail,

Old Man yelled at gravity to “get off his tail!”

Soccer Mom parallel parked in midair.

Don’t worry, just; don’t breathe that air.

Now listen here! The plan was simple.

I distract the crowd with my cantaloupe kabuki,

the Fish steals the diamond fondue fork,

and the mongoose handles,

well, whatever mongooses handle.

It was foolproof… until the fondue exploded.

TO CRIME! Oh, TO CRIME!

Zeppelin’s swayin’ and it’s all just fine!

There’s glitter in the soup, and soup in the wine,

But the Badfatler shines when we toe the line!

Balloons popped, the band played ska,

Mr. Disguise was a candelabra

Until the fire caught his wig, oh no!

The sprinklers rained jellied Bordeaux.

The Fish made a getaway through the kitchen door,

Shouting “NEXT STOP! BANKS ON THE OCEAN FLOOR!”

I leapt with the crew, cantaloupe in hand,

It burst on landing; perfectly planned.

TO CRIME! Oh, TO CRIME!

Every perfect plan in a pantomime!

From a zeppelin blaze to the ocean blue,

The Badfatler’s got another job or two!

And that, my dear enemies, is how you rob an auction in the sky…

without technically stealing anything of value… except their dignity.

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