Son… I have something to tell you. It’s time for you to know…

Frowny is… well… he’s make-believe…. That doesn’t mean the love you feel isn’t real. But Frowny… well he lives in our imagination. Mommy’s… yours… and mine.

No!

No!

No!

Frowny is real, dad, why can’t you see

Frowny is real, dad, like you n me

All of his adventures and all of his songs

they really happened, dad, you got it all wrong!

You can’t be serious, dad, this must be a joke!

Why are you lyin’, dad? Those are fibs you spoke!

Why would you say this? How could you deny?

Right here in front of him, you’re gonna make him cry!

You don’t get to say that dad

Frowny’s gonna get you back

Frowny hates the words you’ve spoken

You better sleep with one eye open

You’re not real! You’re the one that’s a lie!

Frowny’s as real as his future crimes

You take it back dad! You betta comply

Or you’ll be the one in our hearts and minds

Daddy say you’re sorry or you’ll regret it

Invoking Frowny’s wrath got consequences

You tried to kill him, he ain’t gonna forget it

You take it back now he just might forgive it

You’re still my dad and Frowny still loves you

But you’re forcing him to make an example of you

Apologize now, dad, and I’ll try to talk him down

It won’t be easy judging by the look of his frown

You don’t get to say that dad

Frowny’s gonna get you back

Frowny hates the words you’ve spoken

You better sleep with one eye open

You’re not real! You’re the one that’s a lie!

Frowny’s as real as his future crimes

You take it back dad! You betta comply

Or you’ll be the one in our hearts and minds

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah

Frowns will put a smile on your face

Nah nah nah nah nah nah

Nah nah nah nah

Frowns’ll put flowers on your grave

(Shimmer aaand… [end])