Who gave the elf a space ship?
Hyper-speed comedic power-metal + electronic-metal “fantasy-to-sci-fi” sprint, 205–225 BPM, Drop C 7-string, bright palm-muted gallops, catchy lead harmonies, quick stops/starts, bouncy distorted bass locked to guitars, relentless double-kick + blast bursts, punchy snare, Sound design: cockpit alarms, console beeps, whoosh risers, warp-stutter synth arps, engine pitch that keeps climbing, Vocals: cute-but-chaotic female lead—rapid talk-sing in verses, escalating panic, ad-libs and comedic screams, Chorus is a massive chant/shout hook (“Who the fuck gave the elf a space ship”), stacked gang vocals, big power chords, bright synth lead doubling the melody, Bridge drops to half-time with glitchy radio filter + beeps, then a face-melting guitar solo mirrored by synth, Final chorus at max speed, abrupt engine cut, tiny spoken tag to end the joke
Who gave the elf a space ship?
Hyper-speed comedic power-metal + electronic-metal “fantasy-to-sci-fi” sprint, 205–225 BPM, Drop C 7-string, bright palm-muted gallops, catchy lead harmonies, quick stops/starts, bouncy distorted bass locked to guitars, relentless double-kick + blast bursts, punchy snare, Sound design: cockpit alarms, console beeps, whoosh risers, warp-stutter synth arps, engine pitch that keeps climbing, Vocals: cute-but-chaotic female lead—rapid talk-sing in verses, escalating panic, ad-libs and comedic screams, Chorus is a massive chant/shout hook (“Who the fuck gave the elf a space ship”), stacked gang vocals, big power chords, bright synth lead doubling the melody, Bridge drops to half-time with glitchy radio filter + beeps, then a face-melting guitar solo mirrored by synth, Final chorus at max speed, abrupt engine cut, tiny spoken tag to end the joke
Lyrics
intro
wait
what is this
why is it glowing
verse
i just wanted loot, maybe a shiny sword
pressed a rune, now the floor ignores the floor
stars outside where the sky should be
why is the sky moving past me
levers, buttons, none labeled “stop”
everything i touch just makes it hot
i pull one thing, it screams at me
why is the ship screaming back at me
pre-chorus
okay okay okay okay breathe
this is fine probably
this is not how portals work
why is space so loud
chorus
who the f
gave the elf
a space ship
i can’t read
any of this
why is it beeping
i said stop
not warp speed
why are there more stars now
verse
my ears popped, my brain left town
i think i broke three laws of sound
something just yelled “hyperdrive”
i’m pretty sure that means i die
there’s a map but it’s all red
one button says “do not press”
i pressed it
i pressed it
why did it thank me
pre-chorus
if i survive i’m telling no one
if i don’t survive please blame the gnomes
chorus
who the f
gave the elf
a space ship
i had a bow
now i’m in space
this seems unfair
i see time
doing backflips
send help or wine
bridge
okay
okay
okay
why is there a button
labeled “gods”
hmm....
final chorus
who the f
gave the elf
a space ship
i’m going so fast
i can taste colors
if this thing
has a brake
it’s hiding on purpose
outro
…oh
…we stopped
…why is there a dragon outside the window