
Christmas at the Rock Pub
Australian Pub Rock, 1980s Rock, crunchy rhythm guitars, punchy drums, driving bassline, rebellious, anthemic, fast-paced, gritty male vocals, layered backing harmonies, jingle bells, radio-ready production

Christmas at the Rock Pub
Australian Pub Rock, 1980s Rock, crunchy rhythm guitars, punchy drums, driving bassline, rebellious, anthemic, fast-paced, gritty male vocals, layered backing harmonies, jingle bells, radio-ready production
Lyrics
Verse 1
Tinsel tangled in the fan blades spinning
Sweat drips down like melted wax
Santa’s hat on a roadie’s head
While the barkeep cracks another tax
Chorus
IT’S CHRISTMAS DOWN UNDER AND THE AMPS ARE HOT!
NO SNOW ON THE GROUND BUT THE RIFFS HIT HARD!
WE’LL SING IT LOUD TILL THE SUN COMES UP—
HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS IN THIS ROCK ‘N’ ROLL PUB!
Verse 2
Fairy lights strung on speaker stacks
Kids outside with sparklers bright
Mum’s pavlova on the pool table
Next to someone’s busted bike
Chorus
IT’S CHRISTMAS DOWN UNDER AND THE AMPS ARE HOT!
NO SNOW ON THE GROUND BUT THE RIFFS HIT HARD!
WE’LL SING IT LOUD TILL THE SUN COMES UP—
HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS IN THIS ROCK ‘N’ ROLL PUB!
Bridge
Streetlights hum through empty lanes
While we laugh at reindeer tales
This ain’t the North Pole—this is home
Where December burns and friendship sails
Chorus
IT’S CHRISTMAS DOWN UNDER AND THE AMPS ARE HOT!
NO SNOW ON THE GROUND BUT THE RIFFS HIT HARD!
WE’LL SING IT LOUD TILL THE SUN COMES UP—
HAPPY BLOODY CHRISTMAS IN THIS ROCK ‘N’ ROLL PUB!
Outro
(Happy bloody Christmas!)
Yeah—rock ‘n’ roll Christmas!
