Cheap cologne and cheesy lines, think you're such a catch

Designer boots and fake Rolex, boy you're quite the match

Telling me I'm gorgeous while you're checking out my rack

Sorry but your swagger's broke, time to take it back

You can buy me shots all night

Still won't make you Mr. Right

I'm buzzed, sitting here so pretty

Loose, but I ain't acting silly

I'm drinking all your money, ain't it funny

Keep it coming, call me honey

If you think I'm going home with you tonight

Boy, you're shit outta luck, that's right

So pack it up

'Cause I'm buzzed

But I ain't buzzed enough

Flexing with your daddy's cash, acting like a king

Talking 'bout your pickup truck like it's everything

I can see right through your act, you're transparent, babe

Playing like you're Romeo, but you're just second-grade

You can wave that wallet high

But I'm way too smart to buy

I'm buzzed, yeah I'm feeling fine

Loose, but honey I ain't blind

I'm drinking 'cause you're paying and it's working

Keep those twenties coming, got me smirking

If you think you're gonna get lucky tonight

Better check yourself twice

So dream on, friend

'Cause I'm buzzed

But I ain't that buzzed

Nice try, cowboy, but you picked the wrong girl

I'm here with my squad, we're having a whirl

Your game is so weak it's almost adorable

Time to move along, this ain't going portable

I'm buzzed, sitting here so pretty

Loose, but I ain't acting silly

I'm drinking all your money, ain't it funny

Keep it coming, call me honey

If you think I'm going home with you tonight

Boy, you're shit outta luck, that's right

So pack it up

'Cause I'm buzzed

But I ain't buzzed enough

Yeah, nice try, guy

I might be buzzed

But I ain't that buzzed

Ha!