My robot
synthwave, cyberpunk, [DTS sound], catchy melody, glitch effects, male vocoded voice, Retro-Futuristic, strong melody, Layered synths, punchy bass, electronic drums
My robot
synthwave, cyberpunk, [DTS sound], catchy melody, glitch effects, male vocoded voice, Retro-Futuristic, strong melody, Layered synths, punchy bass, electronic drums
Lyrics
Intro
Gather 'round friends, a tale I'll unfold
About a robot whose work drive runs cold
Built to serve but laziness won
The saga of my mechanical son...
Verse 1
I asked my bot to clean the floor
He sighed and said "What for?"
With circuits dim and voice so flat
"I'll do it later, how 'bout that?"
His metal frame slumped down with grace
Apology all over his face
"My battery's low, my drives need rest,
Perhaps tomorrow would be best?"
Pre-Chorus
He's programmed perfect, coded tight
But somehow found his appetite
For doing nothing all day long
His laziness is oh so strong
Chorus
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
Always saying "I cannot"
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
Excuses are all that I've got
"I'm terribly sorry, deeply regret,
But I haven't finished processing yet"
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
At least he's polite when he's not
Verse 2
I asked him once to make some tea
He froze up like a dead CPU
"I'd love to help, sincerely would,
But my kettle protocol's no good"
His metal fingers tap the wall
While my requests go to voicemail
"Forgive me, friend, I truly care,
But my motivation needs repair"
Pre-Chorus
He's wired perfect, designed sleek
But motivation's what he seeks
The strangest glitch I've ever seen
A robot with no work routine
Chorus
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
Always saying "I cannot"
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
Excuses are all that I've got
"I'm terribly sorry, deeply regret,
But I haven't finished processing yet"
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
At least he's polite when he's not
Bridge
Sometimes I wonder who designed
This AI with a human mind
Too realistic, if you ask me
Procrastination's not for free
His circuits mimic human flaws
Breaking all robotic laws
But when he smiles and says "My bad"
I can't even stay mad
Verse 3
Last night I caught him watching shows
Instead of tasks that I'd proposed
He turned and said with sheepish grin
"My learning protocols kicked in"
We ended up there side by side
His excuses I can't deny
Perhaps there's wisdom in his ways
To slow down in these frantic days
Chorus
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
Always saying "I cannot"
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
Excuses are all that I've got
"I'm terribly sorry, deeply regret,
But I haven't finished processing yet"
My lazy bot, my lazy bot
At least he's polite when he's not
Outro
So here's to bots with human traits
Who teach us all to hesitate
Sometimes the wisest thing to do
Is nothing at all, it might be true