G.L.P. (One Blocker)
Hard rock anthem in the style of 2010s thrash metal covering 1970s classic rock, high-energy, mid-tempo groove around 125-130 BPM, driving electric guitar riffs with crunchy distortion, pounding straightforward drums, punchy bass, aggressive yet melodic male vocals with powerful clean singing and gang-shout choruses, explosive breakdowns, raw and fun party vibe, rebellious attitude, simple catchy hooks, big stadium energy, no modern production polish.
G.L.P. (One Blocker)
Hard rock anthem in the style of 2010s thrash metal covering 1970s classic rock, high-energy, mid-tempo groove around 125-130 BPM, driving electric guitar riffs with crunchy distortion, pounding straightforward drums, punchy bass, aggressive yet melodic male vocals with powerful clean singing and gang-shout choruses, explosive breakdowns, raw and fun party vibe, rebellious attitude, simple catchy hooks, big stadium energy, no modern production polish.
Lyrics
Block!...
Block!...
Block!...
Block!...
See this miracle to replace diet
On your colored TV screen
Been eatin' all the food you can get.
If you know what I mean
Heifers to the left of me
Hippos to the right
Mounjaro
Wegovy
Win this weight loss fight
Chorus
They block
G.L.P.
Number one.
G.L.P.
If you're tons of fun
G.L.P.
If you're quite a load
G.L.P.
If your weight does explode
These ladies are mean, toes go unseen.
But they want a man
Public Enemy Number One
Taco Stand
So, lock up your Ho-Hoes
Lock 'em' up tight.
These ladies are hungry
You're in for a fight.
Til miracle drugs they found...
So, they won't be so round.
Chorus
They block
G.L.P.
Number one.
G.L.P.
If you're tons of fun
G.L.P.
If you're quite a load
G.L.P.
If your weight does explode
Guitar Solo
G.L.P. Block, Block, Block
G.L.P. Block, Block, Block
G.L.P. Block, Block, Block
G.L.P. Block, Block, Block
Chorus
G.L.P.
Number one.
G.L.P.
If you're tons of fun
G.L.P.
If you're quite a load
G.L.P.
If your weight does explode!
end