Have you ever wanted to change things

Something drastic, just to feel different

It's never been easier

To make it happen

But that's gotta be a wild existence

And sometimes I will fall asleep

But often my mind is racing

'Cause I'm just a guy

And that sucks most of the time

And do girls ever feel this anxious

And I know that it's absurd

That life's better if you're a girl

But just for a second

It would feel a bit different

'Cause it's gotta be so easy

To live a life without a penis

Just one less thing you have to compare with

And I know that they have boobs

And that's gotta be fun to deal with

They always seem to have the better organs

Ohh

And sometimes I will fall asleep

But often my mind is racing

'Cause I'm just a guy

And that sucks most of the time

And do girls ever feel this anxious

But I don't wish I was a girl

'Cause I think they have it worse

'Cause it's people like me that they deal with

But the fact they'll give a kiss

There's gotta be a reason

'Cause somehow we have a purpose

Ohh

And sometimes I will fall asleep

But often my mind is racing

'Cause I'm just a guy

And that sucks most of the time

And do girls ever feel this anxious

Oh, do girls ever feel this anxious

Do girls ever feel this anxious

Do girls ever feel this anxious

Ohh