1-800-YOU-ARE-IT
Deep Macintosh Plus, Infomercial, soft, slushwave, cheesy, mallsoft, Salesman, vaporwave, rewound
1-800-YOU-ARE-IT
Deep Macintosh Plus, Infomercial, soft, slushwave, cheesy, mallsoft, Salesman, vaporwave, rewound
Lyrics
Tape Recorder Vocals
Chopped Vocals, VHS Glitch
H-H-Have you ever w-wanted… MORE?!
P-P-Power?! C-C-Control?! Imm-Imm-Immortality?!
W-Well Now you can!—intr-troducing...
Divinitech Ultra™!
Static Crackles
Divinitech! Divinitech!
O-One hit! One hit! (A-A-Ascend! Ascend!)!
Verse 1
Tape Recorder Vocals
Infomercial Sample, Slight Warble
H-H-Have you ever felt s-small?
W-Well I—well I guess so!
L-Limited? Trapped?
W-Well I guess so!
A-All it t-takes is a single s-step!
One touch—o-one touch!
A-All it t-takes is a single thought!
One touch—o-one touch!
(Clear Voice, No Glitch)
It hums beneath your skin. Can you feel it?
F-Feel it w-w-working?
D-D-Do you f-feel yourself d-d-d-dissapearing?
I-It's just your m-mind expanding!
(Expanding! Expanding!)
Chopped Vocals
Touch! Touch! Touch!
P-Power! Power! Power!
N-No refunds—no escape!
Chorus
Infomercial Sample, Over-Processed Vocals
Divini-tech U-Ultra—P-Power to the MAX!
Your m-mind expands—NO NEED to relax!
The universe bends—AT YOUR command!
You are the ONE! The GOD! The BRAND!
Chopped Vocals, Distorted
To the max! To the max!
No refunds—no escape!
O-One touch! One touch!
(Lucid Voice, Calm, Unsettling)
Your fingers spark when you move them now.
You are not breathing, but you are not suffocating.
Are you afraid?
Verse 2
Tape Recorder Vocals
Infomercial Sample, VHS Glitch
H-H-Have you ever seen through t-time?
W-Well I—well I guess so!
E-Everything bending—bending in line?
W-Well I guess so!
L-Laws of physics? J-Just suggestions!
R-Reach out—one touch!
L-Look around—it's all reflections!
R-Reach out—one touch!
(Lucid Voice, Direct, No Glitching)
Every mirror is showing something different now.
You are in none of them.
C-Can you hear the w-waves now?
C-Can you f-feel them break?
I-It's just your s-soul dissolving!
(Dissolving! Dissolving!)
Chopped Vocals
Touch! Touch! Touch!
Power! Power! Power!
No refunds—no escape!
Bridge - Testimonial Montage, Broken VHS Glitch
Tape Recorder Vocals
H-H-Have you ever felt s-so strong?
H-H-Have you ever l-lived so long?
Customer Testimonial #1, Breathless
I u-used to be a nobody, now entire g-galaxies worship ME!
Customer Testimonial #2, Slightly Glitching
I... I can hear colors. I am the waveform.
Customer Testimonial #3, Calm, Unshaken
It reached into me. Now I am reaching back.
Chopped Vocals
Touch! Touch! Touch!
Power! Power! Power!
No refunds—no escape!
Infomercial Sample, Stretching, Looping
Divini-tech U-Ultra—G-Godhood in a Signal!
All of existence—BOWS TO THEE!
Laws of physics? J-Just suggestions!
FOR JUST FIVE EASY PAYMENTS OF YOUR SANITY!
Chopped Vocals, Fading Into Distortion
No refunds—no escape!
O-One touch! One touch!
A-Ascend! Ascend!
(Lucid Voice, Final Words, Whispered Directly into Ear)
It has taken root.
Close your eyes. It is already too late.
VHS Glitch, warble