先生の目からビーム跳ね返せば勝ち"Reflect the Teacher’s Eye Beam and We Win"
Genre: Kindergarten ghost lullabies x Nico Nico Douga insanity x 2:30 AM mental breakdown core. A Japanese woman, around 17-19 years old, was singing at 2:30 AM on a school trip. Her voice was a little low and husky, wildly off-key, and rambling. It was hard to believe it was a human voice. There were multiple female voices singing, one after the other, each with different characteristics. They were constantly off-key, dropping in pitch, cracking, suddenly screaming, panicked , laughing while crying, muttering, and making all sorts of other strange noises. Instruments: A chaotic mess of broken toys, an old music box that stops every few seconds, a dying duck plastic recorder, a toy piano with 70% of the keys missing, a bag of potato chips hidden under the futon, ripping the bubble wrap piece by piece in fear, a weak, sad trumpet, a toothbrush that slowly stops in the distance, an "error" beep, and sudden 3-6 seconds of complete silence (the teacher's footsteps cause panic).
先生の目からビーム跳ね返せば勝ち"Reflect the Teacher’s Eye Beam and We Win"
Genre: Kindergarten ghost lullabies x Nico Nico Douga insanity x 2:30 AM mental breakdown core. A Japanese woman, around 17-19 years old, was singing at 2:30 AM on a school trip. Her voice was a little low and husky, wildly off-key, and rambling. It was hard to believe it was a human voice. There were multiple female voices singing, one after the other, each with different characteristics. They were constantly off-key, dropping in pitch, cracking, suddenly screaming, panicked , laughing while crying, muttering, and making all sorts of other strange noises. Instruments: A chaotic mess of broken toys, an old music box that stops every few seconds, a dying duck plastic recorder, a toy piano with 70% of the keys missing, a bag of potato chips hidden under the futon, ripping the bubble wrap piece by piece in fear, a weak, sad trumpet, a toothbrush that slowly stops in the distance, an "error" beep, and sudden 3-6 seconds of complete silence (the teacher's footsteps cause panic).
Lyrics
先生の目からビーム跳ね返せば勝ち
"Reflect the Teacher’s Eye Beam and We Win"
⭐Please See the English lyrics below.
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Intro 〜布団の中で小声〜
ねぇ起きてる？ねぇ聞いて、もうにじじゅうよんふんだよ…先生こないよね…？
Verse 1
う、ううう、宇宙の話、してもいいかな。ううう宇宙ってさ、どうなってると思う？おわりって、おわりってあるの？ないの？どっちかな〜？もしあったらさ、その向こうって何？壁？かべ？「ここまで」とか書いてあるの？あのさ、よく考えてみて、たぶんちゃんと書いてあるよ「ここまで」って。じゃないとおかしいから。
Pre-Chorus
それより、それより、気になってんだけど、パラパラ、パラレルワールド絶対あるよね別の私は今頃アイドルやってんの、今は仮の姿、今は、世を忍ぶ忍んでる仮の姿、テスト100点とってる私もいるよねってかそっちが本物？私は？にせもの？交代できないの？できる？たまにできる？どっち？[小声]
Chorus 〜テンション爆発
まってまって、宇宙人いるよね！？いるよね！？絶対この中に紛れてるよね！？あ、あのひと、あのひと田中くん？田中くん、目が目が宇宙人っぽくない！？あやしい？？田中くんとか？なになに田中くん、、、すきなの？ちがうってーーーえ？だれだれ、だれがすきなの？
Verse 2
ブラックホールって、ブラックホールに落ちたらどうなるの？時間止まるってマジ？スパゲッティになるって？え？みんな、スパゲッティになるの？なるなる、みんな、え？じゃスパゲッティはどうなるの？え？私スパゲッティ嫌いなんだよね〜え？ブラックホール見てみたいかも…見る？みちゃう？え？いまから？
Bridge 〜急に哲学モード
宇宙の果て超えたらさまた新しい宇宙が始まるのかなってことは永遠に続くのかな…って考えると眠れない！わたしいつもそれでねれなくなる、え？いつも？
Verse 3
ねぇじゃじゃじゃさ、もし明日地球なくなったらどうする？なにする？みんなで宇宙りょこう行く？UFO呼ぶ？ヒッチハイク？宇宙でヒッチハイク？できるの？なんかみちが、道あるよ、たぶん、わかんないけど、
Chorus 大合唱ver.
宇宙人いるよね！？いるよね！？先生、宇宙人だよね！？朝になったら忘れちゃうやつ、あ、しってる記憶消されちゃうやつでしょ？なになになんかビームみたいなの出るの？そうそう目からビーム、先生の目からビーム、じゃ鏡で跳ね返せば？ミラー？え、じゃ先生記憶無くなるよね、あ、それ、それで、目からずっとビーム飛ばして遊ぶの、飛んでるハトとかの記憶けしたらどうなんのかな？飛び方わすれるのかな？え？ええ？え？
Outro 〜だんだん声小さく
…ねぇ、宇宙ってさ私たちが見てるこの世界も誰かのしゅうがく旅行の夜の話なのかもね…[先生の足音] あっ寝よっか……おやすみ……[最後に小声で]あ、、、あのさ宇宙人って？えーーー？今誰言ったの？だれ？、、だれだれ？、、、
"Reflect the Teacher’s Eye Beam and We Win"
Intro – whispering under the futon
Hey… you still awake? Heyy listen… it’s already 2:24 AM… the teacher’s not coming, right…?
Verse 1
U-umm… can I talk about space? U-umm, like… what do you think the universe is actually like?
Does it have an end? An ending? Or does it not? Which one~?
If it really has a wall at the edge, what’s on the other side? A wall? Just a wall?
Or maybe there’s a sign that says “This is the end” in big letters?
No but seriously, think about it—there’s definitely a sign that says “End of universe” right there. Otherwise it wouldn’t make sense.
Pre-Chorus
More importantly, more importantly—parallel worlds totally exist, right?
Another me is out there being an idol right now, this me is just a temporary fake,
I’m hiding my true power… there’s also a me who gets 100 on every test, right?
So which one is the real one? Am I the fake? Can we switch? Sometimes we switch, right? Which is it…? (tiny voice)
Chorus – sudden explosion
Wait wait wait, aliens are real, right!? They’re real, right!?
There’s definitely one hiding in this room right now!!
Th-that person, that person—Tanaka-kun! Tanaka-kun’s eyes look super alien, don’t they!?
Suspicious?? Tanaka-kun?? Wait what, do you like Tanaka-kun or something!?
No I don’t—wait who do you like then!?
Verse 2
Black holes—what happens if you fall in? Time stops for real?
You turn into spaghetti?? Everyone turns into spaghetti??
Then what happens to the spaghetti!?
I hate spaghetti so I don’t wanna fall in~
…But I kinda wanna see a black hole… should we go look? Right now?
Bridge – sudden philosophy mode
If you go past the edge of the universe, another universe just starts again, right?
That means it goes on forever…
When I think about that I can never sleep! I always stay up because of this—wait, always?
Verse 3
Hey hey hey, if the Earth disappeared tomorrow what would we do?
Everyone go on a space trip together? Call a UFO? Galactic hitchhiking?
Is there even a road out there? Probably… I dunno though…
Chorus – full-room sing-along
Aliens are real, right!? Real, right!?
The teacher is totally an alien, right!?
In the morning we’ll all forget—oh yeah, our memories get erased, don’t they?
They shoot beams to wipe memories, right? From the eyes—teacher’s eyes shoot beams!
So if we just hold up a mirror it bounces back, right?
Then the teacher loses all his memories! Yes—let’s do that!
Then we can play forever with eye beams!
What if we erase a flying pigeon’s memory? Would it forget how to fly? Huh? Huh??
Outro – voice getting smaller
…Hey, what if the world we’re seeing right now
is just somebody else’s school trip night conversation…?
(teacher footsteps)
Ah crap let’s sleep… night…
(whisper) …wait, who just said “alien”…? Who was that? Who who who…?