Intro)

(Squelchy analog synth bass starts)

(Whispered) Al dente...

(Loud) One, two, three, COOK!

(Heavy beat kicks in)

​(Verse 1)

Water’s boiling, steam is rising high

Got that silver pot, reaching for the sky

I don’t want your diamonds, I don’t want your gold

I just want the carb magic, let the truth be told

Rigatoni, Penne, or a long Fusilli

Keep it moving fast, don’t you act so silly

I’m the kitchen captain, I’m the Sigma boss

Watch me flip the pan, watch me drip the sauce!

​(Pre-Chorus)

(Music strips back to just a driving bassline)

Is it soft? (No!)

Is it mushy? (No!)

Is it perfect? (Yeah!)

Is it saucy? (Always!)

​(Chorus)

A-A-AL DENTE!

Spin it on the fork, make it look so fancy

A-A-AL DENTE!

Life is getting wild, but the pasta’s dancing

I’ve got the sauce, I’ve got the heat

Carbonara rhythm, feel it in your feet!

(Drop – High energy synth melody, very rhythmic and "bouncy")

​(Verse 2)

Cardboard boxes, aluminum style

Electronic kitchen, make the neighbors smile

Macaroni glitching in a grainy tape

I’m a culinary wizard in a flour cape

No potatoes, no rice, no bread

Just a bowl of glory, keep the people fed

Level up the flavor, level up the vibe

Welcome to the pasta, welcome to the tribe!

​(Bridge)

(Rhythmic chanting with heavy claps)

Spaghetti! (Go!)

Tortellini! (Go!)

Fettuccine! (Go!)

Pappardelle! (Go!)

(Building up tension...)

DON’T OVERCOOK IT!

​(Chorus)

A-A-AL DENTE!

Spin it on the fork, make it look so fancy

A-A-AL DENTE!

Life is getting wild, but the pasta’s dancing

I’ve got the sauce, I’ve got the heat

Carbonara rhythm, feel it in your feet!

​(Outro)

(Music fades into a grainy, lo-fi radio sound)

Yeah... keep it firm.

No mushy business.

Just the sauce.

(Final electronic "bleep")