Ya mon, we skank inna the office light,

Two mon lone, twenty inna di night,

Waldo pon di crate, auto-sniper sight,

Snow got five, CTs jammin’ right.

Irie.

Hear me now — AK inna mi hand, seh it bang bada-boom,

One headshot mek tings change, mek dem foes meet doom.

AK’s de power, heavy inna di spray,

Pros: long reach, one shot chief, make dem minds sway.

Cons: big recoil, need control, canna be too hasty,

In tight office lanes, miss ya aim — you be tasty.

But mi tell yuh true, close corners call fi shotgun,

Two blasts close — like thunder, mek dem run an’ run.

SMG like P90? Fast, likkle mag, quick dash,

Pros: close control, spam through the crash;

Cons: hurt at range, armour pierce small,

Against many CTs spread, you nah beat dem all.

Two mon, one office, we move like shadow—whoa-oh,

Choose ya piece, pick ya dance, make dem minds hollow—whoa-oh,

Smoke up, flash bright, run fast then follow—whoa-oh,

Two mon, one office, survive ‘til the gold.

If the CTs jam at spawn, bless up little window,

Use dat moment fi slip out slow, tek yuh time to limbo.

But if dem move like ants, flanking every corner,

Two mon must be tricksy — be de late-night scorner.

Two mon, one office, we move like shadow—whoa-oh,

Choose ya piece, pick ya dance, make dem minds hollow—whoa-oh,

Smoke up, flash bright, run fast then follow—whoa-oh,

Two mon, one office, survive ‘til the gold.

Tactic one — Rush and trade (fast, loud, bold):

Pros: surprise, quick picks when dem spread and cold.

Cons: two mon vs twenty — yuh lose if dem bunch up,

If Waldo aim steady, crate-top watch him cup.

Tactic two — Split & lurk (one go front, one hide back):

Pros: isolate small squads, pick off the lag.

Cons: if buddy die, lone man gots no back.

When five dem on the snow, mek feint to draw dem eyes,

Then fold like dub, slip through lower skies.

Tactic three — Bait & rotate (one bait, one strike):

Pros: make dem commit, then strike the hole.

Cons: CTs with numbers can trade, and bait may bleed yuh soul.

Use smoke to hide footsteps, flash to blind the Waldo sight—

But auto-sniper still dangerous if he keepin’ that height.

Tactic four — Hold hostage style (defend not plant):

Pros: hostage map give two man comfy base, less roam chase.

Cons: twenty CTs can swarm inna waves, breaching every place.

If dem jam at spawn early, that’s your chance to hide and stall,

Let CTs trip on themselves while you conserve yuh all.

Waldo pon di crate, wicked eye inna the night,

He say “peeka boo” when dem snow boys take flight.

Five up inna di snow — count dem like five stones,

One snipe drop, sekta go silent, hear di bones.

Listen — best single pick? AK fi general war,

But inna office closeness, shotgun or SMG score.

If you want long reach, use AK, but control di spray,

If you want instant close, pump shotgun lead the way.

Use grenades to carve dem rooms: smoke fi blind, flash fi run, HE fi press,

Pros: make small windows, cons: when ammo low, you inna mess.

Remember — with only two, yer strength be in trick not mass,

Use chokepoint, crossfire? Nah — avoid the open pass.

Mind the spawn jam, that moment small and sweet,

Exploit it patient — move silent on ya feet.

Two mon, one office, we move like shadow—whoa-oh,

Pick ya AK or pump, every choice have hollow—whoa-oh,

Smoke up, flash bright, split dem, make dem wallow—whoa-oh,

Two mon, one office, survive ‘til the gold.

Waldo watch, snow got five, CTs jam sometimes,

Two mon have fi dance, turn di map into rhyme.

I and I sing strategy — di good an’ di bad,

Inna di office skank, live and learn — be glad.

Rastafari — clever over gunner’s pride; play smart, play wise.