đ„ Whiskey, Vows, and Broken Noses
High-energy Celtic punk rock with distorted electric guitars, pounding drums, raw and raspy male vocals, and melodic bagpipe accents. Gang-shouted choruses, storytelling lyrics about a wild wedding reception turned chaotic pub fight. Anthemic, fast-paced, with a blend of Irish folk influence and hard rock aggression. Drunken, defiant, and loud â perfect for barroom brawls and broken toasts
đ„ Whiskey, Vows, and Broken Noses
High-energy Celtic punk rock with distorted electric guitars, pounding drums, raw and raspy male vocals, and melodic bagpipe accents. Gang-shouted choruses, storytelling lyrics about a wild wedding reception turned chaotic pub fight. Anthemic, fast-paced, with a blend of Irish folk influence and hard rock aggression. Drunken, defiant, and loud â perfect for barroom brawls and broken toasts
Lyrics
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This song tells the story of a happy Irish couple hopelessly in love ... but that was before the wedding at the local pub!
Ps: "The Galway Girl" is a popular Irish folk song that has been enjoyed by audiences around the world for many years before Ed Sheeran ruined it!
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Intro: Shouted Over Bagpipes + Snare Roll
Spoken Word: Shouted
âFor love! For family! For the poor bastard who got decked by the cake!â
Verse 1
It started with a whiskey shot and ended in disgrace,
The groom had just said âI doâ ... now thereâs blood upon his face.
The brideâs old man stood tall and proud, a pint raised in the air,
But Uncle Sean called Auntie âcheap,â and caught a flying chair.
Pre-Chorus
The band played âGalway Girlâ so loud,
While fists were flying through the crowd!
Chorus: Gang Vocals
Whiskey, vows, and broken noses!
Love and war in wedding poses!
Glass on the floor and lace in the fire
The priest ducked low when the brawl got dire!
They came for cake, but left with bruises
Black eyes, sprains, and Irish excuses!
Raise a pint and count your toeses
Whiskey, vows, and broken noses!
Verse 2
The best man tried to mediate but slipped on spilled champagne,
He took a heel right to the head and screamed âFor love and pain!â
The flower girl was last seen dropkicking the DJ booth,
The bride ripped off her veil and yelled âLetâs fight ... thatâs the truth!â
Pre-Chorus
The cake got smashed, the cops got called,
But no one left ... we cheered and brawled!
Chorus: Louder, Rowdier
Whiskey, vows, and broken noses!
Dancinâ fists in drunken doses!
Shots got poured, then chairs got tossed
The honeymoonâs delayed⊠and someoneâs lost.
Blood on the tux, beer in the roses
Shattered dreams and dislocated toeses!
âTil death or pubfight ... thatâs how it goesesâŠ
Whiskey, vows, and broken noses!
Bridge: Bagpipe Breakdown with Gang Shouts
Hey! Ho! Swing and duck!
Love ainât clean ... itâs dirty luck!
Hey! Ho! Grab your kin!
Raise that pint and dive back in!
Final Chorus: Double-Time, Full Mayhem
Whiskey, vows, and broken noses!
This love story decomposes!
Mothers cry and cousins sing,
While someone decks the flower king!
The rings were lost, the speeches slurred,
The vows? Forgotten ... every word!
âTil death, or chairs, or overdosesâŠ
Whiskey, vows, and broken noses!
Outro: Fading Bagpipes, Shouted Toast
âTo the bride, the groom⊠and the poor guy in the bushes!â