Welcome aboard, Tinga Airways, this is your captain speaking, Black Mamba Man

We're gonna be low flying all the way to Kariba today, just making a stop at Twin Rivers to get a steak roll and picking up some fishing worms on the side of the road

We may experience a bit of turbulence with the potholes, but don't worry, we're gonna be moving like a bloody nyoka that's just escaped from a burning sugarcane field, so we'll just glide straight over them

So with that said, grab a beer, fasten your seatbelts, and enjoy the drive

So sick and tired of being in town

I wanna get out, Kariba bound

I'm ready to go to the big wide dam

So me and my chinas, we made the plan

Cooler box packed, beer and ice

Fishing rods, whiskey, biltong, chili and spice

Start the car, we're ready to go

Hey, do you want a drop from the cooler box for the road?

All aboard, Tinga Airways

Putting foot with a beer and wood

I said, hey, we're going to Kariba

Hey, to the big Kariba sea

Hey, we're gonna have a party

Hey, that's where I wanna be

Kids in the pool, meat on the braai

Hippos in the dam, fish eagles cry

It's October, getting blasted by the sun

I'm really sober, think I'm pouring another one

You never check your watch, ha, what a shock

'Cause in Kariba it's always beer o'clock

Load up the houseboat, full of supplies

Big "go to the real world", say your goodbyes

All aboard, Tinga Airways

Casting rod, chopping wood

I said, hey, we're going to Kariba

Hey, to the big Kariba sea

Hey, we're going on a booze cruise

Hey, so drunk I cannot see

Jason, I know you've drunk enough to kill a small herd of elephants, but can you participate in the sing-along and stop looking like a dead vundu in the back there?

Cruising on the houseboat, sunset daydreams

Pour another rum, but twenty double G and T's

Check that elephant by the water

Check that huge croc over there, shh, don't fall in, that'll sort ya

A shot of tequila, I must refuse

Pour me a double, man, where do you think we are? We're on a bloody booze cruise

All aboard, Tinga Airways

Catching tan, got no plan

I said, hey, we're going to Kariba

Hey, to the big Kariba sea