We were drunk and stoned in the bathroom stall

When the bartender gave us a call

He said

"Gordon doesn't need to hear this

He's a highly trained professional"

I said "I don't know who Gordon is"

He said "Oh God

What are you doing?"

Then I remembered that I was Gordon

And I was talking to myself in the mirror

And I was saying "Gordon

You don't need to hear this

You're a highly trained professional"

And I said "I don't know who Gordon is"

And I said "Oh God

What are you doing?"