Retail Club

When I was twenty

I was spending every weekend at the club (at the club)

Partying like I was still in high school

Turned it up (turned it up)

I was living life in overdrive

Then I turned forty-five

Now the only clubs that I get into are Sam's and BJ's

And I love it

Love it

Love it

Love it

Love it

Love it

Love it (I love it, love it, love it)

But I don't tell anybody that (shh)

'Cause they would think it's a club that serves drinks and has a DJ (DJ)

And they'd say

"I bet it's hard to get in" (It's hard to get in)

And I'd say

"All you need is a membership" (You just need a membership)

I know I sound crazy

But

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

Retail club

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

Retail club

It has everything I could ever want (everything I want)

It's like the Disneyland of grocery stores (of grocery stores)

They've got all my favorite snacks

The giant sizes

And the liquor aisle is a private party (a private party)

The freezer section is a private party (a private party)

The food court's like the VIP

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

Retail club

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

Retail club

I know it sounds like I think that it's the same

But there is one difference that I must explain

I don't spend a single dollar on cover (nope)

But I spend my whole paycheck when I get in

(Oh, God, it's so expensive in here)

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

Retail club

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

I'm still clubbing

Retail club

Retail club

Retail club