She takes my soul when I’m in need,

Yeah, she’s a triflin’ Ring indeed,

Oh, she’s a shiny, cursed fiend,

Diggin’ deep, oh yes indeed...

Now, I ain't sayin' she a Ring Digger (Precious!)

But she ain't messin' with no stingy figures (No, no!)

Now, I ain't sayin' she a Ring Digger (Filthy thieves!)

But she runnin’ off with Baggins quicker (Nasty hobbits!)

I met her deep in the caves, dark and old,

All alone, shiny gold, and she whispered to my soul.

Said, “Take me, hold me, rule them all,”

Now I’m talkin’ to myself—Smeagol’s gone!

Used to have friends, now they call me insane,

Split mind, two sides, fightin’ for the same thing.

One says, “Keep it,” the other says, “No!”

But Gollum gon’ win, let the darkness grow!

Creepin’ through the mountains, lurkin’ in the dark,

Followin’ the Bagginses, tryna leave my mark.

Filthy thieves, they stole my dream!

My Precious, I swear, they’ll hear my scream!

Now, I ain't sayin' she a Ring Digger (It’s ours!)

But she ain't messin' with no broke figures (No, no!)

Now, I ain't sayin' she a Ring Digger (Nasty hobbits!)

But she makin’ Smeagol look real bitter (Yesss, yesss...)

She got me crawlin’, sneakin’, hidin’ in the mud,

Talkin’ to the shadows, hear the whispers in my blood.

Said she’ll make me king, but I lost my way,

Now I’m fightin’ little Frodo at Mount Doom today!

I seen her take the greatest men, break 'em down,

Turn kings into wraiths with a single round.

She got nine riders, still wantin’ more,

She don’t love me—just tryna start a war!

She don’t cook, she don’t clean,

But she got me talkin’ in my sleep, chasin’ dreams!

One slip, one step, fallin’ in the flame,

Now she got another master, and I’m left in shame!

Now, I ain't sayin' she a Ring Digger (My Precious!)

But she ain't messin' with no weak figures (Foolish elves!)

Now, I ain't sayin' she a Ring Digger (Filthy Baggins!)

But she got me losin’ all my vigor (Gollum, Gollum!)

Oh, she a Ring Digger, she don’t care,

Watch her leave you burned in despair!

Gollum tried, Gollum fell,

Now I’m drowning in the fires of hell…

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