Verse 1 (Sparse piano, room mics):

The metrics on my humanity are trending down

Year over year comparisons show significant decline

My empathy's underperforming last quarter's projections

And my capacity for wonder needs to be optimized

While authenticity remains a challenge

In this fiscal environment

Chorus (Adding horns, strings):

So I've prepared a PowerPoint presentation

On the state of my internal affairs

With actionable insights on my failures

And strategic goals for manufactured prayer

As we streamline operations

In this ongoing spiritual merger

Verse 2 (Full band entering):

The board has some concerns about sustainability

Of my current emotional output

Suggesting we outsource compassion

To markets with less regulatory backup

While my purpose gets restructured

For a leaner org chart

Bridge (Building intensity):

But there's something in the spreadsheets

That the formulas can't contain

Some remainder in the calculus

Of trying to explain

Why we still feel something holy

When the numbers don't remain

Outro (Fading to whisper):

So I'm submitting my resignation

From the business of becoming whole

As I liquidate my assets

And decentralize my soul

In a market that's forgotten

What it's trading anymore