The rent is sky-high, my paycheck’s a joke,

They said, “please donate to charity,”

I said, “Really—I’m broke!”

The planet’s on fire, the oceans on the rise,

But hey, you got to admire those evil guys!

Oh, the doomsday clock is ticking, but life goes on

So take a peaceful walk, good and long—

Look on the bright side, it ain't all bad,

Sure, the news is depressing, but don’t be sad!

The world’s in a meltdown, but sexy women are still hot,
Gotta laugh through the madness, it’s all that we’ve got!

Inflation is raging, my wallet’s a ghost,
They say, “hold on tight” but I’m at the end of my rope!
The billionaires blast off, rats leaving a sinking boat,
But I found twenty bucks in my winter coat!

Oh, the asteroids are coming,

But I’m still out here humming—

Look on the bright side, but I still have a bed,

My car’s out of gas, but at least I ain’t dead!

The grid might be failing, but my phone’s at ten percent,
Gotta laugh through the madness before the last cent’s spent!

Sure, robots might take all our jobs and our homes,

But at least they won’t call me or ask for a loan!

And if the AI uprising comes overnight,

Well, maybe they can set things right?

The climate is crazy, the bees say "so long,"

But Netflix just dropped a new season—stay strong!

My landlord’s a gremlin, my boss is a ghoul,

But at least if I’m laid off, I can sleep ‘til past noon!

Look on the bright side, it ain't all bad,
We might be collapsing, but we still got booze, lad!
The stock market’s tanking, the future is bleak,
But lord always favors the meek!

Laugh through disaster, it's all we can do,

‘Cause stressing too much is not good for you!

The world’s kinda doomed, but let’s dance while we wait,

The empire is crumbling, but hey—ain’t life great?