Hand of Air
Comic Chase Music, Novelty Folk, 156 Bpm, Refined British Spoken Vocals Reminiscent Of A Formal Royal Address, Galloping Snare Drums, Prominent Melodic Trombone Lines, Rich Tuba Bounce And Countermelodies, Jaunty Brass Stabs, Bright Music-Hall Piano, Piccolo Flourishes, Comic Bass Runs, Light Electric Guitar Comping, Orchestral Hit Accents, Mock Patriotic Bridge, Abrupt Sketch Ending, Call And Response Phrasing, Dry Room Mix, Sparse Intro That Swells Into A Full House Brass Refrain
Hand of Air
Comic Chase Music, Novelty Folk, 156 Bpm, Refined British Spoken Vocals Reminiscent Of A Formal Royal Address, Galloping Snare Drums, Prominent Melodic Trombone Lines, Rich Tuba Bounce And Countermelodies, Jaunty Brass Stabs, Bright Music-Hall Piano, Piccolo Flourishes, Comic Bass Runs, Light Electric Guitar Comping, Orchestral Hit Accents, Mock Patriotic Bridge, Abrupt Sketch Ending, Call And Response Phrasing, Dry Room Mix, Sparse Intro That Swells Into A Full House Brass Refrain
Lyrics
Hand of Air
David Angel
Verse 1
Barefoot on hot coal and glass
Running out of oil fast
Our Range Rovers drink tonnes of gas
Should old MacDonald get a pass?
Right, finally then will help you, Donald
British pedal to the metal
Know we wavered and were lazy
High time for the Royal Navy!
Chorus
Royal flush!, Camilla shouts
Royal flush to root them out
Hormuz Strait flush, clear it out
Swab the mines, clear the decks
Shipshape and Bristol fashion
Camilla called it, made ‘em blush
On the mark and over target
Queenie spiked the Brent crude market
Verse 2
Charles pleased, she keeps his blue blood
Cockles foremost in her mind
Clarence, Highgrove, Windsor Castle
Buckingham, four of a kind
The full house managed by the Duchess
Left Cornwall to become the queen
Face flush, no tell, she never bluffs
She plays it strait, her judgment keen
Chorus
Royal flush!, Camilla shouts
Royal flush to root them out
Hormuz Strait flush, clear it out
Swab the mines, clear the decks
Shipshape and Bristol fashion
Camilla called it, made ‘em blush
On the mark and over target
Queenie spiked the Brent crude market
Bridge
Don, Charles, Camilla
Three of a kind
Two pair with mel AH nia
Iran knows it’s in a bind
Verse 3
Mullahs must not get the bomb
Nobody in their right mind
Lets evil threaten dads and moms
Make sailors worry about mines
Make the Hormuz great again!
Get Tehran’s uranium!
Open up the blessed strait
Camilla knows it’s not too late
Chorus
Royal flush!, Camilla shouts
Royal flush to root them out
Hormuz Strait flush, clear it out
Swab the mines, clear the decks
Shipshape and Bristol fashion
Camilla called it, made ‘em blush
On the mark and over target
Queenie spiked the Brent crude market
Outro
Backs to the wall, they showed their cards
Not a pair of anything!
A two of diamonds, four of clubs
Six of hearts and eight of spades…
Ace high, they think they got it made…
in Paradise
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