Who is this Amelia?

(I don't know! Let's find out!)

Amy, oh Amy...

(Ooooooooooooh)

Amelia, sing to me your sweet sweet serenade

I just wish you could not throw me under the shade

Amelia, who are you in this marching crusade?

Who're you and who am I? Why can't you be my maid?!

Oh oh Amelia... Amelia...

At least you're not Cecelia...

(Wait, wait, who is Cecelia?)

Amelia, Cecelia, it's all the same

In this gigantic whole twisted game of life

Being me is nothing but an endless strife

Why can't you just be my dear beautiful WIFE?!

I plead, don't leave me be

Why can't we be full of glee

Instead I'm feeling crappy

Amelia you have betrayed meee!!

Amelia...

(Ohhh...)

I love you, Amelia...

(Even though I do not know who you are)

Amelia, you just have no singing skills

But you're better at my lyricking skills

Be together under the shining moon

Because I cannot help but simply goon!!

(God I can't help but goon...)

(Ohhh...)

Sorry, okay that was really creepy

Amelia, please don't get so very weepy

I just want someone as pathetic as me

Cecilia can't compare, neither can Kylie!

Amelia, Cecelia, it's all the same

In this gigantic whole twisted game of life

Being me is nothing but an endless strife

Why can't you just be my dear beautiful WIFE?!

I plead, don't leave me be

Why can't we be full of glee

Instead I'm feeling crappy

Amelia you have betrayed meee!!

What do you mean Amelia doesn't exist?! UGH!!!

You got me excited for nothing...