Oi! You thought it was done? Nah bruv, it’s just begun

Round two of the Strain Game, yeah?

New flavours, new foolishness… Let’s gooo.

Back on the mission, fresh on the scene

From Haarlem to The Hague with that sticky green

Shop to shop, man’s choosy with it

If it don’t tickle the nostrils, I ain’t zootin’ it

Wedding cake? Smells divine

But that Blue lobster had me missin’ time

Gelato 45 got me philosophisin’

Spoke Dutch to the cat, bruv, I’m not even lyin’

Strain Game, part two, what’s in my bag?

That Coffeeshop crawl got me wavy and mad

From Rotterdam skunk to that Kush from Dam

I’m a herbal connoisseur, not just any old man

(Strain game! Roll it up, blaze again!)

(Strain game! Passport’s bent, eyes gone zen!)

Entered the shop, said “What’s top shelf, mate?”

He said “Try that White Fire, it’ll elevate your fate”

Cheesecake breathin’ like it’s got a soul

That Amnesia’s strong, bruv, lost control

Purple Punch got me deep in thought

Nearly bought a lamp I didn’t even want

Jack Herer had me walkin’ sideways

Ask me directions — I’ll take you five ways!

Bruv, I don’t want no mid-zoot garbage

No dry bush nonsense

Bring me that heavy-lung, mind-warp, cosmic crumble

I want my thoughts doing backflips, yeah?

Now I’m sittin’ canal-side in a herbal haze

Rollin’ like life’s just one long blaze

G13 with a side of biscotti

Left my coat in a shop — must be the pot-y

Tried to talk to a pigeon, man said “Oi, chill!”

But it nodded back like, “Real recognise real”

Strain Game, part two, what’s in my bag?

That Coffeeshop crawl got me wavy and mad

From Rotterdam skunk to that Kush from Dam

I’m a herbal connoisseur, not just any old man

(Strain game! Roll it up, blaze again!)

(Strain game! Passport’s bent, eyes gone zen!)

If I’m late to work tomorrow, don’t ask why

Blame that Blue Zushi and a slice of Apple Pie

Strain Game Part Two — we move again next week

Big zoots, long words, eyes peak!