The Way You Burpee
Funky R&B parody song about gym workout burpees. Playful, pitchy female vocal with jokey falsetto, cheeky adlibs like “oof!”, “hah!”, “oh my!”. Melody groovy, bouncy, playful. Tempo ~100 BPM. Funk bass slap, clavinets, funky guitar chops, bright brass stabs. Comedy feel but polished production Female vocal exaggerates riffs, playful runs, pitch slides, falsetto squeaks. Background call & response harmonies: “Boy I like the way you burpee (look funny)”. Bridge chant: “One down, two push, three jump high” with group shouts. Add cartoonish touches: trombone slide, sax fills, crowd laughter. Overall vibe = comedy workout anthem, upbeat, cheeky, and silly. Ending with over-the-top diva falsetto: “No more burpee~ I quit!” followed by giggle.
The Way You Burpee
Funky R&B parody song about gym workout burpees. Playful, pitchy female vocal with jokey falsetto, cheeky adlibs like “oof!”, “hah!”, “oh my!”. Melody groovy, bouncy, playful. Tempo ~100 BPM. Funk bass slap, clavinets, funky guitar chops, bright brass stabs. Comedy feel but polished production Female vocal exaggerates riffs, playful runs, pitch slides, falsetto squeaks. Background call & response harmonies: “Boy I like the way you burpee (look funny)”. Bridge chant: “One down, two push, three jump high” with group shouts. Add cartoonish touches: trombone slide, sax fills, crowd laughter. Overall vibe = comedy workout anthem, upbeat, cheeky, and silly. Ending with over-the-top diva falsetto: “No more burpee~ I quit!” followed by giggle.
Lyrics
Intro
Oh boy… hehe
You really gonna show me burpees?
Mmm, alright, show me what you got…
Come on, one down… two push…
Don’t pass out now, baby~ hehehe
You look so funny… okay, okay…
Let’s gooo~”
Chorus
Boy I like the way you burpee
Boy you jump so high but you look so tire
Drop it down and push till your arms on fire
You fall then you slide
Boy I like the way you burpee
Boy you breathe so hard that you almost cry
Make a face like you’re gonna die
You flop to the side
Verse 1
Baby you said “got skills you’ll never see”
then dragged me in here to try CrossFit with me
Baby I thought you’d look cool and strong and fast
but when you grabbed that rope I knew you wouldn’t last
"We don’t gotta waste no time!" you shouted loud with pride
then you dropped to show burpees and I just laughed inside
every time you flail I get a giggle I can’t outrun
’cause baby, your burpee’s the funny one
Chorus
Boy I like the way you burpee (look funny)
Boy you jump so high but you look so tire (oh my)
Drop it down and push till your arms on fire (nice try)
uuu fall then you slide
Boy I like the way you burpee (so clumsy)
Boy you breathe so hard that you almost cry (big sign)
Make a face like you’re gonna die (don't die)
uuu flop to the side
Verse 2
My baby , I could spot you from a mile away
tryna show off moves in the WOD today
every rep you count just fades away
Boy I know, I know that your form is kinda outta line
Boy I know, yea I know when you burpee it’s a comedy show tonight
Bridge
One down, two push, three jump high
count it out loud, boy, don’t you lie
look at you flop, what a funny guy
One down, two push, three jump high
coach shakes his head, oh my oh my
breath getting short, tears in your eye
oop! hahahahaha
Final Chorus
Boy I like the way you burpee (look funny)
Boy you jump so high but you look so tire (oh my)
Drop it down and push till your arms on fire (nice try)
Then you fall and you slide (bad slide!)
Boy I like the way you burpee (so clumsy)
Boy you breathe so hard that you almost cry (big sign)
Make a face like you’re gonna die (don’t die)
Now you’re stuck on the side (deep fried!)
Outro
Boy I like the way you burpee (look funny)
Boy I like the way you burpee (so clumsy)
Boy I like the way you burpee
But No more burpee… please