伯母對我眨了眼 (Hokkien)
Language: Taiwanese Hokkien (台語, lyrics written in Chinese) Genre: Taiwanese Hip-Hop / Rap Style Reference:narrative rap with humor, urban attitude, and role-playing delivery. 💿 General Style Instructions: • Tempo: Around 90 BPM (Boom Bap / Lo-fi style beat) • Mood: Comedic, dramatic, ironic but smooth • Arrangement: Includes rap verses, a catchy looped hook, a dramatic bridge, and a fade-out outro • Vocal Style: • Main vocal is a laid-back male narrator • Occasional voice changes (mimicking “伯母”, “女兒”, “爸爸”) with slightly altered tones • Add vocal SFX moments (echo, delay, ambient sound) to match scenes • Sound Effects Suggestion: • Door closing, tripping sound, ambient room tone, sudden silence at outro
伯母對我眨了眼 (Hokkien)
Language: Taiwanese Hokkien (台語, lyrics written in Chinese) Genre: Taiwanese Hip-Hop / Rap Style Reference:narrative rap with humor, urban attitude, and role-playing delivery. 💿 General Style Instructions: • Tempo: Around 90 BPM (Boom Bap / Lo-fi style beat) • Mood: Comedic, dramatic, ironic but smooth • Arrangement: Includes rap verses, a catchy looped hook, a dramatic bridge, and a fade-out outro • Vocal Style: • Main vocal is a laid-back male narrator • Occasional voice changes (mimicking “伯母”, “女兒”, “爸爸”) with slightly altered tones • Add vocal SFX moments (echo, delay, ambient sound) to match scenes • Sound Effects Suggestion: • Door closing, tripping sound, ambient room tone, sudden silence at outro
Lyrics
伯母啊～汝的目睭是連續劇～
攏看袂破遮齣戲～誤會到全身起雞母皮
阮嘛是真心修電腦，誤會就免來找麻煩啦～
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Verse 1
嘿 伯母妳好啦～
我是伊的同學，來修理電腦啦～
咱嘛算朋友，講話免傷客氣
一開門汝就對我眨一個目睭咧，是咧安怎會刺心這款味？
伊紅咧臉，阮傻傻站咧遐
汝笑笑仔講：「阮袂出門，會出門，會出去真～久。」
「厝內無人啦，慢慢仔來就好～」
咦遮句話聽起來怪怪，親像有人照劇本咧走～
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Hook
伯母汝的目睭誤會大條啦
親像是佇講：「少年仔～汝猶閣未講的招毋？」
阮干焦會修電腦，袂曉修感情
請汝放過阮一擺，拜託啦～
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Verse 2
才欲行上樓，腳尾拌到卡卡
阮向頭一看，啊勒！怎樣有一個大漢咧躺在地板？
「喔，彼是阮老爸啦，伊佇咧睏～免插伊啦！」
齁哩咧毋是講厝內無人，遮齣戲是黑白講的喔？
我小小的頭腦直接當機
這家人是裝痟的還是驚死人咧？
講一套、演一套、藏一套
啊阮這修理電腦，也得跟他們一起亂來也真夠衰！
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Bridge
「欸欸欸，阮真正是來修理電腦啦！」
「汝也莫面紅親像柑仔蜜啦～」
「阮只是工具人，嘛毋通當作心機人」
「汝阿母講話太會演，阮是袂安怎做人啦～」
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Verse 3
電腦修理好，房間氣氛怪怪
伊咧偷看阮，我咧偷看門跤口
電火暗暗，冷氣也關咧
咦怎有一點香味咧飄過來？
阮心肝噗噗跳，背脊骨冷吱吱
想講甘是有代誌會發生？
但阮冷靜，堅持阮有職業道德
直接收工、拔線、講掰掰就走！
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Hook Reprise – Final Chorus
伯母啊～我難道太認真？
她老爸還躺在地板猶未醒～
阮嘛是要趕緊走路啦，啥戀愛～先免講
我們台語工具人，修電腦就修電腦，無包夜場！
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Outro / Spoken
「我還有事啦～狗還沒餵、瓦斯沒關，掰掰啦～」