I went out searchin’ for a man with spine,

A knight to share some laughs and a glass of wine.

But all I found were boys lost in their screens,

Scrollin’ through their lives, caught up in digital scenes!

I asked the bartender, “Hey, where’s the real deal?”

He chuckled, “They’re hidden behind that tech appeal!”

Maybe they’re swipin’ on apps all day and night,

Chasing virtual dreams, nowhere in sight.

Oh, where have all the real men gone?

I’m tired of fakes and chases that all seem wrong.

I’m a girl on a quest for a true heart to lean on—

Real men, come out and prove me wrong!

Stopped by the gym thinkin’ I’d see some might,

But every guy was busy takin’ selfies in the light.

Where’s the one who lifts more than just a phone?

A genuine hero, not a digital clone!

I rang up an old friend who once was bold and strong,

Now he’s just tweeting jokes all day long.

“Real men?” he grinned with a knowing wink,

“Like unicorns—rare as you’d ever think!”

Oh, where have all the real men gone?

I’m chasin’ legends in this modern marathon.

I’m on the hunt for a heart both brave and free—

Real men, step up and come to me!

Maybe they’re undercover in boardrooms by day,

Or hiding in comic books where heroes play.

I know they’re out there, breaking the mold,

Ready to share laughter and tales untold.

So if you’re a man with a spark and a smile,

Leave that screen behind and walk that extra mile!

Mix a dash of muscle with a pinch of fun,

Show me you’re real—let’s get the job done!

Oh, where have all the real men gone?

They’re the ones who make this heart sing on and on.

Join the parade—be bold, be true, be free,

Real men, I’m waiting—come and stand by me!

inspired by a Polish song from 1974:

"Gdzie ci mężczyźni"